Gaddock Teeg and Nobody Has Fun

Commander / EDH GW (Selesnya)

marrentz

Creature (40)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Alms Collector
• 1x Archivist of Oghma
• 1x Archon of Valor's Reach
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Cataclysmic Gearhulk
• 1x Collector Ouphe
• 1x Containment Priest
• 1x Craterhoof Behemoth
• 1x Crystal Barricade
• 1x Dauntless Escort
• 1x Devoted Druid
• 1x Dosan the Falling Leaf
• 1x Drannith Magistrate *f-pre*
• 1x Eidolon of Rhetoric
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Elvish Piper
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Grand Abolisher *f-etch*
• 1x Guardian Augmenter
• 1x Hokori, Dust Drinker
• 1x Hushbringer
• 1x Karmic Guide
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Lotus Cobra
• 1x Loxodon Gatekeeper
• 1x Luminous Broodmoth
• 1x Mangara, the Diplomat *pp*
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Regal Behemoth
• 1x Rhys the Redeemed
• 1x Saryth, the Viper's Fang
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Shalai, Voice of Plenty
• 1x Sigarda, Host of Herons
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Thalia, Heretic Cathar
• 1x Vizier of the Menagerie
• 1x Windborn Muse
• 1x Yisan, the Wanderer Bard

Land (34)

• 1x Blossoming Sands
• 1x Brushland
• 1x Canopy Vista
• 1x Daru Encampment
• 9x Forest
• 1x Gavony Township
• 1x Glacial Chasm
• 1x High Market
• 1x Mosswort Bridge
• 1x Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
• 11x Plains
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Tranquil Expanse
• 1x Treetop Village
• 1x Vivid Grove

Artifact (6)

• 1x Bow of Nylea
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Cursed Totem *f-pre*
• 1x Meekstone
• 1x Selesnya Cluestone
• 1x Sol Ring

Instant (5)

• 1x Crop Rotation
• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Moment's Peace
• 1x Naturalize
• 1x Path to Exile

Commander (1)

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Aura Shards
• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Darksteel Mutation
• 1x Defense of the Heart
• 1x Exploration
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Growing Rites of Itlimoc  ^Flip
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Privileged Position
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Solemnity
• 1x Wild Growth

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Garruk Wildspeaker

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Wrath of God

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Sideboard

Creature (17)

• 1x Baird, Steward of Argive
• 1x Banisher Priest
• 1x Brawn
• 1x Elvish Visionary
• 1x Felidar Guardian
• 1x Fiend Hunter
• 1x Gaea's Herald
• 1x Hushwing Gryff
• 1x Moonshaker Cavalry
• 1x Mul Daya Channelers
• 1x Oran-Rief Hydra
• 1x Oran-Rief Invoker
• 1x Thornweald Archer
• 1x Thunderfoot Baloth
• 1x Tithe Taker
• 1x Trostani Discordant
• 1x Wilt-Leaf Liege

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Daybreak Coronet
• 1x Fertile Ground
• 1x Ground Seal
• 1x Reconnaissance
• 1x Sphere of Safety

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Citywide Bust
• 1x Sylvan Scrying

Artifact (1)

• 1x Hall of Triumph

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Maybeboard

Creature (5)

• 1x Blinding Angel
• 1x Primordial Sage
• 1x Qasali Pridemage
• 1x Sigarda, Host of Herons
• 1x Sylvan Primordial

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Abundance

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Eldritch Evolution

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Solemnity in Thornweald Archer out. Guess my pod doesn't swing flyers enough for me to care about Thornweald.

Archivist of Oghma in Fertile Ground out. Tough call, but I would rather have some card draw.

Guardian Augmenter in Hushwing Gryff out. A little hexproof for our commander Teeg, plus Hushwing Gryff can be counterproductive when Craterhoof Behemoth shows up

Windborn Muse in Fiend Hunter out. Need more longevity and Windborn Muse helps a lot.

Collector Ouphe in Sylvan Scrying out. No more of that nasty artifact business. This deck does fine for it's lands with Land Tax or Exploration.

Eternal Witness in Mul Daya Channelers out. A little recursion from grave is honest good magic.

Sigarda, Host of Herons in Trostani Discordant out. No sacrificing permanents is so nice.

Smothering Tithe in Sphere of Safety out.

Aura Shards in Ground Seal out.

Drannith Magistrate in Gaea's Herald out.

Cursed Totem in Hall of Triumph out.

"We will make this deck great again" - Gaddock Teeg

Brawn out, Glacial Chasm in; big hitters in this deck already have trample. Chasm just for some added protection if things get hairy and I am the t-t-t-target.

Added Craterhoof Behemoth and Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite.

Goal is to add back in the big hitters, Craterhoof, Elesh Norn, and any other annoying cards to make this game miserable for those who dare play against it.

Nobody has fun playing against it. I am playing magic and you are not.

This deck used to be so annoying and strong. I sold a lot of the money cards, now it is just annoying..

Date added	1 month
Last updated	2 days
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 2 Mythic Rares 49 - 11 Rares 13 - 8 Uncommons 8 - 4 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.09
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Copy Clone, Elf Warrior 1/1 GW, Soldier 1/1 W w/ Lifelink, Spirit 1/1 WB, Monarch Emblem, Treasure
Folders	Adult Purchases