I HAVE TWO DADS...♡ [BUDGET PRIMER][ENABLER]

Commander / EDH Assist Group Hug Jank Lands RGWU Theme/Gimmick

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Creature (25)

• 1x Arbiter of Knollridge
• 1x Boldwyr Heavyweights
• 1x Braids, Conjurer Adept
• 1x Dakra Mystic
• 1x Gor Muldrak, Amphinologist
• 1x Heartwood Storyteller
• 1x Hired Giant
• 1x Howling Golem
• 1x Humble Defector
• 1x Hunted Troll
• 1x Indentured Djinn
• 1x Jungle Wayfinder
• 1x Ludevic, Necro-Alchemist *f-etch*
• 1x Nils, Discipline Enforcer
• 1x Noble Benefactor
• 1x Old-Growth Dryads *f-pre*
• 1x Questing Phelddagrif
• 1x Rootweaver Druid
• 1x Selvala, Explorer Returned
• 1x Swans of Bryn Argoll
• 1x Tempting Wurm
• 1x Veteran Explorer
• 1x Wall of Shards
• 1x Wandering Archaic  ^Flip
• 1x Zhur-Taa Ancient

Artifact (9)

• 1x Folio of Fancies
• 1x Gate to the AEther
• 1x Ghirapur Orrery
• 1x Horn of Greed
• 1x Spectral Searchlight
• 1x Strixhaven Stadium
• 1x Temple Bell
• 1x Tempting Contract
• 1x Victory Chimes

Land (36)

• 1x Ash Barrens
• 1x Boros Garrison
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 5x Forest
• 1x Frontier Bivouac
• 1x Gruul Turf
• 1x Hengegate Pathway  ^Flip
• 4x Island
• 1x Jungle Shrine
• 1x Mikokoro, Center of the Sea
• 1x Mistgate Pathway  ^Flip
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 1x Needleverge Pathway  ^Flip
• 3x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Seaside Citadel
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Thriving Bluff
• 1x Thriving Grove
• 1x Thriving Heath
• 1x Thriving Isle

Instant (9)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Benevolent Offering
• 1x Dream Fracture
• 1x Emergency Powers
• 1x Growth Spiral
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Second Sunrise
• 1x Words of Wisdom
• 1x Wrong Turn

Commander (1)

Sorcery (14)

• 1x Bring Down
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Excavation Technique
• 1x Game Plan
• 1x Healing Technique
• 1x Hypergenesis
• 1x Ingenious Mastery
• 1x Play of the Game
• 1x Promise of Loyalty
• 1x Replication Technique
• 1x Secret Rendezvous
• 1x Show and Tell
• 1x Sylvan Offering
• 1x Tempt with Discovery

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Dictate of Karametra
• 1x Dictate of Kruphix
• 1x Evolutionary Escalation
• 1x Mana Cache
• 1x Rites of Flourishing
• 1x Samite Sanctuary

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Instant (6)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Benevolent Offering
• 1x Mirrorweave
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Settle the Wreckage
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Artifact (5)

• 1x Anvil of Bogardan
• 1x Helm of Awakening
• 1x Horn of Greed
• 1x Horn of Plenty
• 1x Jester's Mask

Creature (1)

• 1x Kami of the Crescent Moon

Land (1)

• 1x Field of Ruin

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Well of Ideas

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Prosperity

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I HAVE TWO DADS...

& THEY BOTH SPOIL ME.

I'm so in love with Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis. To me they're Hashirama & Madara and you can't tell me otherwise. Let us begin...

Welcome to.....

The Gas Station.

I wanted to build a deck that let everyone else PLAY their decks. I'm trying to find every instance of a card benefiting my opponents, specifically more so than myself.

ENABLE ♡

Okay. I want to take the boys in a different hug direction, kinda show and tell theme kinda "why would you do that". Play creatures and spells that ramp our opponents and let them play their spells for free, but not aggressively. I don't wanna do any pillowfort stuff or be outright mean (ie: Winds of Abandon) If you've ever wanted to try out a janky combo or wondered how wide you can go, this is the deck you wanna play against. It can also be used as a "sidekick" deck when it's attention is focused on a single opponent. Very political in that, if targeted, we can call out favors in exchange for gas.

JUST DO IT ◇

Oh, you wanna do the thing? Alright.

• Boldwyr Heavyweights
• Braids, Conjurer Adept
• Noble Benefactor
• Tempting Wurm
• Show and Tell
• Hypergenesis
• Gate to the AEther

Any more effects like these?

CARD DRAW 4 U ♧

I want you to have the GOD hand. That Magical Christmas Land good good. That "They bout to not know what hit em" draws.

Pull up to the gas pump:

• Howling Golem
• Dakra Mystic
• Heartwood Storyteller
• Humble Defector
• Indentured Djinn
• Questing Phelddagrif
• Swans of Bryn Argoll
• Ludevic, Necro-Alchemist
• Selvala, Explorer Returned
• Dictate of Kruphix
• Rites of Flourishing
• Dream Fracture (it counts)
• Vision Skeins
• Words of Wisdom
• Game Plan
• Huddle Up
• Secret Rendezvous
• Folio of Fancies
• Temple Bell

Any more that I missed?

YOU GET A LAND! YOU GET A LAND! ♤

You're mana screwed? Not against me! Go get that Island you're missing!

• Jungle Wayfinder
• Old-Growth Dryads
• Rootweaver Druid
• Veteran Explorer
• Zhur-Taa Ancient
• Dictate of Karametra
• Mana Cache
• Rites of Flourishing
• Spectral Searchlight
• Victory Chimes
• Hired Giant

Anything I missed?

FREE STUFF FOR U ☆

Cards that give opponents gifts! Not naughty stuff like Zedruu or Blim, but treasures or creatures or protection! I might even heal your wounds! And I'll even pay for it!

• Samite Sanctuary
• Mana Cache
• Evolutionary Escalation
• Gor Muldrak, Amphinologist
• Hunted Troll
• Nils, Discipline Enforcer
• Explore the Vastlands
• Excavation Technique ~
• Healing Technique
• Replication Technique
• Second Sunrise
• Wrong Turn

Who doesn't love free stuff?!

So I guess my question for you is?

WHAT CARD YOU YOU WANT ME TO PLAY THAT WOULD HELP YOU OUT OR LET YOU POP OFF?

Idk. This is hella janky. I kinda love it. Let me know what you think and give an upvote if you'd sit down across from this!

Help/Suggestions are open! How can we improve the Gas Station? Keep it fun! ♡

Top Ranked	Achieved #1 position overall 3 years ago
Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Exclude colors	B
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 46 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.40
Tokens	1/1 G Creature Hippo, Copy Clone, Elf Warrior 1/1 G, Faerie 1/1 U, Salamander Warrior 4/3 U, Spirit 1/1 W, Treasure, Treefolk */* G
Folders	Potential Commander Decks, Random Decks, commander, EDH, Commander, Commanders, ZOPD, MTG Decks, Fun Decks