"GIRL murders en MASSe, covering ACREs in blood!"

Commander / EDH Casual Combo Jank Mono-Black Theme/Gimmick

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Creature (37)

• 1x Abyssal Gatekeeper
• 1x Avatar of Woe
• 1x Blight Keeper
• 1x Bloodcrazed Paladin
• 1x Bone Picker
• 1x Cadaver Imp
• 1x Corpse Augur
• 1x Deathgreeter
• 1x Disciple of Griselbrand
• 1x Dread Wanderer
• 1x Endless Cockroaches
• 1x Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder
• 1x Extractor Demon
• 1x Fell Shepherd
• 1x Kiku, Night's Flower
• 1x Lotleth Giant
• 1x Malakir Cullblade
• 1x Massacre Wurm
• 1x Mortivore
• 1x Nighthowler
• 1x Pestilence Demon
• 1x Phyrexian Plaguelord
• 1x Pilfering Imp
• 1x Puppeteer Clique
• 1x Rakshasa Gravecaller
• 1x Scavenger Drake
• 1x Scourge of Nel Toth
• 1x Sewer Nemesis
• 1x Skull Collector
• 1x Slum Reaper
• 1x Smog Elemental
• 1x Soldevi Adnate
• 1x The Haunt of Hightower
• 1x Thrill-Kill Assassin
• 1x Vindictive Vampire
• 1x Wakedancer
• 1x Wight of Precinct Six

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Blessing of Leeches
• 1x Deadly Wanderings
• 1x Demonic Rising
• 1x Eternal Thirst
• 1x Grave Betrayal
• 1x Homicidal Seclusion
• 1x Illness in the Ranks
• 1x Phyrexian Reclamation
• 1x Screams from Within
• 1x Vampiric Link

Artifact (8)

• 1x Bonehoard
• 1x Carnage Altar
• 1x Conjurer's Closet
• 1x Deathrender
• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x Slagwurm Armor
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Ur-Golem's Eye

Instant (3)

• 1x Cower in Fear
• 1x Death Denied
• 1x Spoils of Blood

Commander (1)

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Dregs of Sorrow
• 1x Drown in Sorrow
• 1x Flesh Allergy
• 1x Languish
• 1x Necromantic Summons
• 1x Shrivel
• 1x Stitch Together
• 1x Yahenni's Expertise

Land (33)

• 33x Swamp

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OKAY! Picture this:

Ravnica trembles. The streets are writhing with countless scores of Eternals. Every planeswalker, every Ravnican, everyone there are fighting bitterly and desperately. From atop his citadel Nicol Bolas' laughter bellows out and drowns screams for mercy and vengeance all the same. All seems lost, hopeless even. But then! The ground shakes in a manner previously unimaginable. Invaders and defenders alike tumble to the ground as cobblestone and dirt explodes stories high into the air. From the gritty fog emerges Massacre Girl , thirty feet in the air, atop the head of her trusty Massacre Wurm ! She screams in maniacal delight, and her titanic companion roars in earsplitting, and soul-fraying hunger! As the dust of their dynamic entry settles, Ravnica lays silent, still... She reaches down and pets her steed lovingly: "That'll do, pig. That'll do..."

I instantly fell in love when they spoiled Massacre Girl ... well, a dark, twisted, wrong sort of love... the sort of love you know ain't good for you :P

The goal of this deck is a simple but glorious one: Kill as many as magically possible in the most spectacular of ways!

Top Ranked	Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Casual 5 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Jank 5 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Mono-Black 5 years ago
Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 25 - 0 Rares 22 - 0 Uncommons 17 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.61
Tokens	Copy Clone, Demon 5/5 B, Horror */* B, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B, Thrull 1/1 B, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	Awesome EDH, EDH