Goat Simulator

Legacy Budget Burn Competitive Theme/Gimmick Zoo

McFuckridge

Creature (17)

• 2x Butcher of the Horde
• 3x Knight of Meadowgrain
• 4x Mountain Goat
• 4x Springjack Shepherd
• 4x Zodiac Goat

Land (20)

• 8x Mountain
• 8x Plains
• 4x Springjack Pasture

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Dragon Mantle

Artifact (12)

• 2x Angelic Armaments
• 2x Coat of Arms
• 2x Grafted Wargear
• 4x Trading Post
• 2x Whispersilk Cloak

Instant (7)

• 4x Ride Down
• 3x Titan's Strength

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Lava Spike

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Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true!

Vanilla Goat Simulator Instructions:

You begin the game as a lowly Zodiac Goat standing in a yard. As you roam the town of Goatville, a human crosses your path. Simply left click to Ride Down , headbutting him out of your way! If you are tired of being but a mere goat, unlock more goats! Unlock Angel Goat by finding the Angellic Armaments! Release Devil Goat by performing the sacrifices at Springjack Pasture to turn your goat body into a much better Butcher of the Hoard body! Become the Goatborn by enchanting your loamy goat body with a scaly Dragon Mantle ! Become a fabulous Goat Rider by grabbing the closest Knight of Meadowgrain and forcing them to ride you to their almost certain demise! Compete in the Goat Fighting Ring to become a goat with Titan's Strength! Use Springjack Shepherd the Queen of Goats to rain goats upon your enemies! And don't forget about Zeus, Goat of Lightning Bolt!

Goat MMO Instructions:

Choose between four unique classes, the Tank, the Wizard, the Rouge, and the Hunter. As the Tank, Ride Down your enemies with even more spikes thanks to your Grafted Wargear (Patent Pending). As the Wizard, summon a deadly Lava Spike to melt away your enemies in the town of Twistram. As the Rouge, your enemies will never see you coming thanks to the Whispersilk Cloak you wear, passed down from your goatfather after his goatdeath. Feel free to visit the local Trading Post and lick a few Elves while you're at it!

GoatZ Instructions Coming Soon!

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is Legacy legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 15 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.42
Tokens	Goat 0/1 W