G.O.A.T. Tosser

Commander / EDH* RW (Boros)

Morezhov

Baseballs (10)

• 1x Angelic Accord
• 1x Evra, Halcyon Witness
• 1x Hamletback Goliath
• 1x Inferno Titan
• 1x Malignus
• 1x Phyrexian Devourer
• 1x Phyrexian Processor
• 1x Serra Avatar
• 1x Soul of Eternity
• 1x Taurean Mauler

Ramp (10)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Archaeomancer's Map
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Cursed Mirror
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Talisman of Conviction
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble

Catchers (4)

• 1x Captivating Crew
• 1x Firbolg Flutist
• 1x Grab the Reins
• 1x Song-Mad Treachery  ^Flip

Copycats (4)

• 1x Cursed Mirror
• 1x Feldon of the Third Path
• 1x Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker
• 1x Mimic Vat

Pitchers (4)

• 1x Bloodshot Cyclops
• 1x Chandra's Ignition
• 1x Grab the Reins
• 1x Kazuul's Fury  ^Flip

Evasion (2)

• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Rogue's Passage

Card Draw (10)

• 1x Archaeomancer's Map
• 1x Endless Atlas
• 1x Esper Sentinel
• 1x Inheritance
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Valakut Awakening  ^Flip
• 1x Valakut Exploration
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams

Protection (9)

• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Gift of Immortality
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Sejiri Shelter  ^Flip
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Teferi's Protection
• 1x Tibalt's Trickery
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Recursion (5)

• 1x Brought Back
• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Celestine, the Living Saint
• 1x Faith's Reward
• 1x Sigil of the New Dawn

Haste (4)

• 1x Anger
• 1x Flamekin Village
• 1x Hanweir Battlements  ^Meld
• 1x Urabrask the Hidden

Tutor (3)

• 1x Gamble
• 1x Stonehewer Giant
• 1x Sunforger

Support (2)

• 1x Calamity Bearer
• 1x Rings of Brighthearth

Commander (1)

Other (26)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 9x Mountain
• 1x Needleverge Pathway  ^Flip
• 11x Plains
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Sunbaked Canyon
• 1x Sunhome, Fortress of the Legion

Target Removal (8)

• 1x Archon of Justice
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Inferno Titan
• 1x Orim's Thunder
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Shenanigans
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Mass Removal (4)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Ondu Inversion  ^Flip
• 1x Realm-Cloaked Giant
• 1x Settle the Wreckage

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A very thrilling yet clunky deck centering around one-shotting opponents by flinging fatties at their face. Requires patience - play defensively, biding your time till you can drop and throw the ball in the same turn.

This deck is explosive but fragile and needs time to gather all the tools for a winning play, use Teferi's Protection or Faith's Reward to save your work-in-progress if someone attempts a wipe or an edict. Angelic Accord is great for stalling, netting you 4 life and 4 damage every turn when Brion is on the board to toss angels.

You have a limited number of fatties, so utilize your recursion to bring them back for multiple flings.

Lastly - don’t forget you’ll gain all the life back when you connect with Brion, so don’t be afraid to go big and take risks when casting Phyrexian Processor or leveraging your life total with Evra, Halcyon Witness. Just be sure to only risk the life in a turn where you are ready and able to pitch the ball.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 45 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 3 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.52
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Copy Clone, Minion X/X B, On an Adventure