God is Dead

Commander / EDH

Decrepit_Angel

Land (34)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 2x Forest
• 1x Frontier Bivouac
• 1x Gemstone Caverns
• 1x Gemstone Mine
• 3x Island
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 4x Mountain
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Taiga
• 1x Thespian's Stage
• 1x Tolaria
• 1x Tropical Island
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Vesuva
• 1x Volcanic Island
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Creature (13)

• 1x Clever Impersonator
• 1x Etherium-Horn Sorcerer
• 1x Faerie Artisans
• 1x Fatespinner
• 1x Panglacial Wurm
• 1x Perplexing Chimera
• 1x Platinum Emperion
• 1x Pygmy Hippo
• 1x Rattleclaw Mystic
• 1x Soldier of Fortune
• 1x Storm Crow
• 1x Vesuvan Doppelganger
• 1x Veteran Explorer

Enchantment (18)

• 1x Bounty of the Luxa
• 1x Confusion in the Ranks
• 1x Dictate of Karametra
• 1x Dictate of Kruphix
• 1x Dream Halls
• 1x Eye of the Storm
• 1x Grip of Chaos
• 1x Heartbeat of Spring
• 1x Hive Mind
• 1x Mana Flare
• 1x Overabundance
• 1x Planar Chaos
• 1x Possibility Storm
• 1x Prismatic Omen
• 1x Psychic Battle
• 1x Raging River
• 1x Rites of Flourishing
• 1x Shared Fate

Artifact (14)

• 1x Baton of Morale
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Gate to the AEther
• 1x Ghirapur Orrery
• 1x Gruul Signet
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Knowledge Pool
• 1x Krark's Thumb
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Phyrexian Portal
• 1x Pyxis of Pandemonium
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Teferi's Puzzle Box
• 1x Timesifter

Commander (1)

Sorcery (16)

• 1x Drain Power
• 1x Game of Chaos
• 1x Goblin Game
• 1x Guided Passage
• 1x Hypergenesis
• 1x Mind's Desire
• 1x Scrambleverse
• 1x Show and Tell
• 1x Tempt with Discovery
• 1x Thieves' Auction
• 1x Time Spiral
• 1x Unexpected Results
• 1x Warp World
• 1x Wheel of Fortune
• 1x Whims of the Fates
• 1x Windfall

Instant (4)

• 1x Camouflage
• 1x Fortune's Favor
• 1x Radiate
• 1x Wild Ricochet

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Maybeboard

Instant (1)

• 1x Meditate

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The name for this deck comes from a judge call. As you may guessed if you skim through the list or have run other chaos decks before, judge calls are common for this strategy. Here is the story that led to this deck living in infamy:

It was a traditional Maelstrom Wanderer game with me just casting random jank and seeing what happened until I resolved a Dream Halls. The game quickly deteriorated into a cancerous mass of incomprehensible garbage. Maelstrom Wanderer did his thing and cascaded into stuff that made the game confusing. After casting the 12th spell on my turn, I passed to an opponent. Due to Shared Fate, they had to draw from another player's library and they decided to take cards from the voltron player's deck. This will be important later. The turn cycle went on from here for a few turns and through some shenanigans with clone effects and two different Knowledge Pools it eventually got back to the previously mentioned player. In a hope to knock me out of the game and let the rest of the table actually play Magic: the Gathering instead of the cancer that my deck was forcing, they cast the voltron player's Eldrazi Conscription onto their commander (due to previous attacks, this would have given it more than enough to be lethal against me. Naturally, the Knowledge Pool took it and gave them something else but they followed it with a Birds of Paradise to actually get their Eldrazi Conscription. But another opponent hoping to get the conscription for themselves cast a Swords to Plowshares in response to the Knowledge Pool's trigger. Here we ended up having to call the judge over to confirm which Knowledge Pool would take the StP and what he could replace it with. Due to the Active player/Nonactive player ruling and the fact that different people controlled the Knowledge Pools, his StP went underneath the other Knowledge Pool. He thought briefly and chose to replace his spell with Grip of Chaos. After that resolved, the other player attempted to resolve his Eldrazi Conscription. It's target was reselected at random due to the Grip of Chaos and the random number generator on the judge's phone reselected it to my Storm Crow. The entire store went quiet, and even the Standard players stopped what they were doing to see what had just happened after overhearing this. The judge then contemplated it for a moment and said "God is Dead," then walked away from the game, very likely to hide as far from us as possible to avoid being called back the next time a spell was cast.

Credit to SuperAshura for the idea which is based off of his list This isn't even Magic anymore...

Date added	7 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 71 - 0 Rares 13 - 0 Uncommons 2 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.03
Tokens	Copy Clone, Morph 2/2 C, Spirit 1/1 C