Goofy Bullshit

Standard GU (Simic)

Azereil

Creature (14)

• 3x Blisterpod
• 2x Breaker of Armies
• 1x Desolation Twin
• 1x Harbinger of the Tides
• 2x Managorger Hydra
• 1x Plated Crusher
• 1x Terra Stomper
• 2x Tide Drifter
• 1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger

Land (26)

• 1x Fertile Thicket
• 8x Forest
• 9x Island
• 3x Lumbering Falls
• 1x Shrine of the Forsaken Gods
• 1x Skyline Cascade
• 3x Thornwood Falls

Enchantment (3)

• 3x Sphinx's Tutelage

Instant (10)

• 1x Adverse Conditions
• 1x Calculated Dismissal
• 3x Horribly Awry
• 3x Scatter to the Winds
• 2x Winds of Qal Sisma

Sorcery (6)

• 2x Animist's Awakening
• 1x Displacement Wave
• 3x Nissa's Revelation

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Sideboard

Creature (2)

• 1x Mage-Ring Responder
• 1x Managorger Hydra

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Jace's Sanctum
• 2x Retreat to Coralhelm

Instant (10)

• 1x Bone to Ash
• 3x Calculated Dismissal
• 1x Clash of Wills
• 2x Negate
• 3x Psychic Rebuttal

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Combo deck in a control hub. Do whatever you can to slow the game down while accruing 7 mana. Get sphinx out when you get it and drop Revelation. if nothing from your scry 5 is worth buying into, drop them all and pray to heart of the cards. You're not gonna win this off raw tutelage for the most part, gotta get the canon.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 18 - 3 Rares 14 - 6 Uncommons 9 - 6 Commons
Cards	59
Avg. CMC	3.76
Tokens	Eldrazi 10/10 C, Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C