Goyfball [Primer]

Commander / EDH BRG (Jund) Creature Cheat Discard Lhurgoyf Midrange Mill Primer Surveil

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Creature (23)

• 1x Anger
• 1x Barrowgoyf
• 1x Caustic Wasps
• 1x Champion of Lambholt
• 1x Changeling Outcast
• 1x Darkstar Augur
• 1x Deathcap Cultivator
• 1x Delighted Halfling
• 1x Eye Collector
• 1x Filth
• 1x Ignoble Hierarch
• 1x Lhurgoyf
• 1x Loyal Apprentice
• 1x Mortivore
• 1x Necrogoyf
• 1x Nether Traitor
• 1x Nethergoyf
• 1x Nighthawk Scavenger
• 1x Polygoyf
• 1x Pyrogoyf
• 1x Stitcher's Supplier
• 1x Tarmogoyf
• 1x Twitching Doll

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Domri, Anarch of Bolas
• 1x Liliana of the Veil

Land (36)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Arena of Glory
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Badlands
• 1x Bayou
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Boseiju, Who Endures
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Commercial District
• 1x Forest
• 1x Gaea's Cradle
• 1x Great Furnace
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Shifting Woodland
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Taiga
• 1x Tree of Tales
• 1x Underground Mortuary
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Urza's Saga
• 1x Vault of Whispers
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Volrath's Stronghold
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Yavimaya Hollow
• 1x Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth
• 1x Ziatora's Proving Ground

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Carpet of Flowers
• 1x Chains of Mephistopheles
• 1x Garruk's Uprising
• 1x Greater Good
• 1x Raging River
• 1x Ripples of Undeath
• 1x Survival of the Fittest
• 1x Sylvan Library
• 1x The Meathook Massacre
• 1x Tortured Existence
• 1x Wild Growth

Artifact (9)

• 1x Akroma's Memorial
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mesmeric Orb
• 1x Mindcrank
• 1x Mox Diamond
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Resilience
• 1x The One Ring

Instant (9)

• 1x Abrupt Decay
• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Entomb
• 1x Fire Covenant
• 1x Grisly Salvage
• 1x Terminate
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Worldly Tutor

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Buried Alive
• 1x Bygone Marvels
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Gamble
• 1x Life from the Loam
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Toxic Deluge
• 1x Wheel of Fortune

Commander (1)

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Creature (1)

• 1x Champion of Lambholt

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Bedlam
• 1x Bloodchief Ascension
• 1x Dauthi Embrace
• 1x Parallel Lives

Artifact (4)

• 1x Dolmen Gate
• 1x Lotus Bloom
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mox Tantalite *f-etch*

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seems like Duskmourn will bring us some new toys

=> dockside is gone

The plan of this deck is to get Disa the Restless out and make goyfs with evasive creatures and cheat goyfs into play with Disa’s other ability.

MVP’s in this deck are:

-Pyrogoyf, this deals so much damage, and to any target, whenever you cheat goyfs into play, whenever you get a tarmogoyf token, whenever you play a goyf. It is insane.

-Survival of the Fittest, survival is my favorite card and art ever. It is out of this world! You can discard a goyf, it goes onto the battlefield bc of Disa and you tutor a fresh goyf for 1 green mana. You can do this multiple times per turn, you can do this on your opponent’s turns. Disgusting and I love it.

-Mesmeric Orb, grows the goyfs and makes graveyard hate against you less relevant.

-Tortured Existence. discard a creature, get a goyf from your grave to your hand. Activate it again, discard the goyf, it goes to the battlefield bc of Disa and you get your creature back to hand, all for 2 black mana.

The rest of the deck brings the best lhurgoyfs, removal, evasive creatures with a useful ability,…

Cards are kind of equally distributed among card types to get the goyfs big fast. There are artifact lands to get a double card type count. No battles or tribal/kindred bc none of them are worth a spot, 6/7 or 7/8 goyfs are big enough.

Entomb and Buried Alive basically put goyfs straight into the battlefield with Disa.

Wheel of Fortune fills all graves, messes up your opponents plans and gets you a fresh hand. It will also get all goyfs in your hand into the battlefield for free bc of Disa and it potentially grows the goyfs.

I have chosen mana dorks that can potentially deal combat damage to make a goyf. So no birds of paradise.

Imperial Recruiter can get any creature in your deck, even goyfs early in the game when the graveyards are almost empty. recruiter might get switched out with the new demonic delirium tutor from Duskmourn

Gamble has almost no drawback in this deck.

Tutors are for whatever you need, don’t be afraid to tutor for a land if you need one. Don’t tutor for Survival of the Fittest or Tortured Existence if you have no creature in hand.

The curve is kept fairly low bc of our new Dark confidant: Darkstar Augur which has flying and offspring. It draws you potentially 2 cards on each of your turns and bc of the flying it will probably make you 2 tarmogoyf tokens if you attack different players.

There’s a Craterhoof Behemoth, after you cheated lots of goyfs with survival of the fittest and get anger and a (if you still have enough mana to cast craterhoof) otherwise you’ll have to hope the board doesn’t get wiped until your next turn.

Raging River is a fine new inclusion suggested by Valengeta.

And now, it’s goyfing time! Just playtest it!

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Date added	4 months
Last updated	3 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 61 - 0 Rares 14 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.31
Tokens	Construct 0/0 C, Copy Clone, Darkstar Augur 1/1 B, Spider 2/2 G, Tarmogoyf X/1+X G, Thopter 1/1 C
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