Grenzo's Slots of Misfortune

Commander / EDH* BR (Rakdos) Combo Value Engine

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Creature (48)

• 1x Goblin Welder
• 1x Skirk Prospector
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Dockside Extortionist
• 1x Goblin Engineer
• 1x Mesmeric Fiend
• 1x Soldevi Adnate
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Goblin Sharpshooter
• 1x Junk Diver
• 1x Mad Auntie
• 1x Palladium Myr
• 1x Pawn of Ulamog
• 1x Plaguecrafter
• 1x Priest of Gix
• 1x Priest of Urabrask
• 1x Yahenni, Undying Partisan
• 1x Anger
• 1x Avalanche Riders
• 1x Body Snatcher
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Dimir House Guard
• 1x Faceless Butcher
• 1x Fleshwrither
• 1x Gonti, Lord of Luxury
• 1x Lightning Crafter
• 1x Moggcatcher
• 1x Murderous Redcap
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Sling-Gang Lieutenant
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Treasonous Ogre
• 1x Tuktuk Scrapper
• 1x Corpse Connoisseur
• 1x Emrakul's Hatcher
• 1x Epitaph Golem
• 1x Furystoke Giant
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker
• 1x Kuldotha Forgemaster
• 1x Sadistic Hypnotist
• 1x Siege-Gang Commander
• 1x Deathbringer Thoctar
• 1x Duplicant
• 1x Marionette Master
• 1x Workhorse
• 1x Meteor Golem

Land (39)

• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dakmor Salvage
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Drownyard Temple
• 10x Mountain
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 13x Swamp
• 1x Tectonic Edge
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of Whispers
• 1x Westvale Abbey  ^Flip
• 1x Zhalfirin Void

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Fires of Invention

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Dread Return

Commander (1)

Artifact (12)

• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Tel-Jilad Stylus
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Cloak and Dagger
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence
• 1x Thornbite Staff
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Heartstone
• 1x The Cauldron of Eternity

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Creature (7)

• 1x Leaden Myr
• 1x Goblin Matron
• 1x Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin
• 1x Pilgrim's Eye
• 1x Phyrexian Delver
• 1x Puppeteer Clique
• 1x Zealous Conscripts

Artifact (2)

• 1x Illusionist's Bracers
• 1x Desecrated Tomb

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A combo/value deck that looks to cheat out high-mana creatures with impactful ETBs. No creatures in the deck have a power of more than 3, making it easy for Grenzo to reliably pull them. Noncreature artifacts are limited only to the ones that best enable abuse of Grenzo's ability or protect him in order to prevent dead flips. Inspired by snowfox54119's primer.

Combo enablers

This deck primarily wins through infinite combos. There are many present in the deck, and they are primarily enabled by our dear commander Grenzo, Dungeon Warden. Necessary for our combos are sac outlets, damage outlets, and a digger loop.

Our goal is to cheat out our impactful creatures to the board using Grenzo's ability. This can be done at instant speed on the end of our opponent's turn, or in response to them doing something scary. The winning loops we are looking for typically require a token generator, a mana generator, and a damage dealer. If we can generate infinite mana with Grenzo on the board we win, perhaps through pulling Siege-Gang Commander from the bottom, sacrificing it and the tokens to Skirk Prospector, putting Siege Gang back on the bottom with Epitaph Golem, and repeating while we have Zulaport Cutthroat out for infinite damage to our opponents.

Sacrifice Outlets

Ashnod's Altar, Dimir House Guard, Sadistic Hypnotist, Sling-Gang Lieutenant, Viscera Seer, Skirk Prospector, Soldevi Adnate, Yahenni, Undying Partisan. Any creature that has 3 toughness or less and can sacrifice at instant speed (or sorcery speed for sad hyppy, but his discard effect is too good to pass up), and Ashnod's Altar because it makes going infinite off of token generators insanely easy.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	2 years
Splash colors	BR
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 28 - 0 Rares 35 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	102
Avg. CMC	3.60
Tokens	Copy Clone, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Goblin 1/1 R, Human Cleric 1/1 BW, Servo 1/1 C, Treasure
Folders	Paper Decks