『Modern』Suicide Salesman

Modern Aggro Competitive Prowess UBRG

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Land (17)

• 3x Blood Crypt
• 4x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Fiery Islet
• 2x Mountain
• 4x Polluted Delta
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 2x Steam Vents

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Crash Through
• 2x Light Up the Stage
• 3x Thoughtseize

Creature (21)

• 2x Bedlam Reveler
• 3x Death's Shadow
• 4x Monastery Swiftspear
• 4x Scourge of the Skyclaves
• 4x Soul-Scar Mage
• 4x Stormwing Entity

Instant (16)

• 2x Gut Shot
• 2x Lava Dart
• 4x Lightning Bolt
• 4x Manamorphose
• 2x Mutagenic Growth
• 2x Temur Battle Rage

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Sideboard

Instant (8)

• 1x Boil
• 1x Cling to Dust
• 2x Fatal Push
• 2x Kolaghan's Command
• 1x Kozilek's Return
• 1x Spikefield Hazard  ^Flip

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Cleansing Wildfire
• 2x Feed the Swarm

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Blood Moon

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Ashiok, Dream Render

Artifact (2)

• 2x Nihil Spellbomb

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Big Update, looking primarily for Sideboard suggestions as the SB is very scattered right now!

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"Let me set the stage for you here.

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Blow your opponents away with sick plays and make them worry about your situation at home with one turn!

As a special offer, if you order today, we will throw in 9 fetch lands for free!

That's right!

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"Scourge And Co is not responsible for any deaths, maiming, wing-tip punctures, electrocutions, self-bolts, random demonic pacts, actual, literal suicide or phyrexian interference while using the deck. By purchasing the deck you hereby allow Scourge And Co to harvest your land-base after your inevitable death by dismemberment while on 4 life. No animals that matter are hurt in the creation process of the deck. Please fetch responsibly."

Top Ranked	Achieved #1 position overall 4 years ago
Date added	4 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 1 Mythic Rares 31 - 3 Rares 16 - 6 Uncommons 7 - 5 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.02
Folders	Modern, Mazzi salvati