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Gruuling Triumph

Standard*

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My name is Domri Rade and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me 25 soldiers. 25 Gruul aligned soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into Ravnica, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' guilds. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Rootbound Crags, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Orzhova and jump out of a damn air-o-plane to teach the guilds lessons in humanity. They ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Gruul hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every son of a gun we find wearin' a Guild symbol, they're gonna die. We will be cruel to the Guilds, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the Guilds won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the Guilds will be sickened by us, and the Guilds will talk about us, and the Guilds will fear us. And when the Guild closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?

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Date added 11 years
Last updated 11 years
Legality

This deck is not Standard legal.

Rarity (main - side)

5 - 0 Mythic Rares

16 - 0 Uncommons

17 - 0 Commons

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 2.97
Tokens Beast 3/3 G, Emblem Domri Rade
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