GU Geralf's 13

Standard Alt Win GU (Simic) Toughness Matters

jawz

Creature (27)

• 2x Armored Scrapgorger
• 4x Bedrock Tortoise
• 2x Geralf, Visionary Stitcher
• 3x Ingenious Prodigy
• 2x Jacob Hauken, Inspector  ^Flip
• 2x Mutagen Connoisseur
• 2x Steamcore Scholar
• 3x Streetwise Negotiator
• 3x The Pride of Hull Clade
• 2x Triskaidekaphile
• 2x Walking Bulwark

Land (23)

• 1x Boseiju, Who Endures
• 4x Dreamroot Cascade
• 3x Escape Tunnel
• 5x Forest
• 4x Hedge Maze
• 5x Island
• 1x Otawara, Soaring City

Enchantment (8)

• 4x Careful Cultivation
• 3x Proft's Eidetic Memory
• 1x Unnatural Growth

Artifact (1)

• 1x Conduit of Worlds

Instant (2)

• 2x March of Swirling Mist

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Sideboard

Creature (3)

• 2x Soulless Jailer
• 1x Zopandrel, Hunger Dominus

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Training Grounds

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Maybeboard

Creature (2)

• 1x Tempest Hart
• 1x The Reality Chip

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Retrying the Bedrock Tortoise Pride of Hull Clade toughness gimmick deck but wedging in the Triskaidekaphile silly alt win condition, given that Pride's ability can do a burst draw of 15 cards in one shot.

The main flow of the deck is the toughness creatures hitting hard because of the Bedrock's ability (or Streetwise Negotiator or Walking Bulwark). Mutagen Connoisseur is a big threat if allowed to hit with his toughness. Geralf, Visionary Stitcher can repurpose the toughness creatures into big bodies. Escape Tunnel gets the creatures to get through blockers (and Conduit of Worlds can return the Tunnel every turn).

The other side of the deck is extra draws, like from the Ingenious Prodigy and Proft's Eidetic Memory combo. To try to get the key cards faster.

I'm also testing out a Training Grounds. Maybe there's enough targets with the Pride's and the Trisk's abilities to be enough for it.

Date added	7 months
Last updated	6 months
Legality	This deck is Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 1 Mythic Rares 30 - 3 Rares 9 - 0 Uncommons 7 - 0 Commons
Cards	61
Avg. CMC	3.13
Tokens	Human Monk 1/1 G, Zombie X/X U
Folders	Decks I would use if I had money and time and joy in my life
Based on	GU Tough Guys jawz STD