DISCLAIMER: THIS DECK IS VERY SILLY AND ALSO THROWS LANDS AT PEOPLE
This deck is an aggressive deck that operates on the Life from the Loam + Seismic Assault engine with other beatdown and light removal to finish the game quickly and efficiently. Play this deck if you like downtime between rounds, using your landbase as a toolbox, and heavily sideboarding. Don't play this deck if you like long drawn-out games, linear strategies, or the color blue.
CREATURES
Kird Ape
- Turn 1 beater, throw this down early if you can activate it with a Stomping Ground or just a Forest, good pressure until you can get your engine/manlands online.
Young Pyromancer
- Consistent token generators, makes control decks decide whether to use removal on them or save it for those pesky manlands.
SPELLS
Faithless Looting/Mulch/Life from the Loam - Set up your engine with these cards, fill your hand with ammunition for Seismic Assault while sculpting your removal and deciding how to dismantle the enemy frontline. Don't forget to hit those land drops!
Seismic Assault - Dump lands to blow away enemy creatures or apply directly to the forehead, the centerpiece of the deck.
Flame Jab
- Kills a surprising amount of things, recurrable with Retrace, and triggers
Young Pyromancer
, recycling doesn't alway mean "going green", even if the Golgari said so.
Lightning Bolt - Does it really need explanation? The premier burn spell, use it to pop bigger creatures or just bolt their face off.
Noxious Revival - Definitely one of the cooler cards in the deck, use it to recur something you didn't mean to Mulch or dredge, or use it on something useless in their yard to effectively set them back a turn. A poor man's swiss army knife.
LANDS
Raging Ravine/
Treetop Village
- Pitch them to Assault for the finishing touch or throw them down and let them wreck faces, often a clear-cut way to finish the enemy since even if they die, we'll get them back with Life from the Loam.
Haunted Fengraf
- Since I'm only running two creatures this is basically guaranteed recursion on them, making sure that the threats keep coming even if they get rid of Seismic Assault.
SIDEBOARD
Ancient Grudge - Looking at you Hayes. But mostly this deck is just killer against Pod which is pretty popular where I play.
Creeping Corrosion - Mostly a meta call, also if Robots ever show up I will be ready.
Guttural Response
- I really hate blue, whether it's Fish, Twin, Delver, or American, (all of which are in my meta) I have the answer. No.
Obstinate Baloth
- 8Rack is another big problem in my shop, shoutout to Berksqerd.
Pithing Needle - Just incase I forgot about something, this tends to be a killer, especially against certain really stupid self-replicating goblins,
Pyroclasm - I don't like tokens, or RDW. Siding these in against heavy aggro decks in my meta lets me draw the game out so I can get the engine online.
