The main goal here is to make a deck that's extremely irritating to play against, and ends when Crypt Incursion and Sanguine Bond go BOOM. Hence the title.
It is disgustingly packed with removal. The idea is to remove one of their creatures every turn, and keep both boards basically empty--until turn 6-8 when you drop Crypt Incursion for the win, and blow up their graveyard.
If in the off chance say turn 2 they haven't cast a creature yet, get Lotleth Troll on the board, discard Slitherhead to give the troll a +1/1, then scavenge Slitherhead to give the troll another +1/1 and swing for 4 damage on turn 3.
Sewer Shambler is there as food for the troll.
Slitherhead is there as food for the troll.
Korozda Guildmage is there as troll food, or board control with her activated abilities.
Reaper of the Wilds is the only fatty. It's there in case you need to go head to head with a big creature or two. It is also, if needed, food for the troll.
Tried to keep all the creatures' mana cost VERY cheap, so it's fast and not reliant on high cost creatures in late game.
Looking forward to sneaking this deck on someone who has no idea what's happening. Open to any and all feedback/ideas to quickly fill opponent's graveyard and fire off Crypt Incursion.
Thanks in advance!