Hatebears Out the Wazoo (G/W enchantment control)

Commander / EDH Enchantment GW (Selesnya) Hatebears Lifegain Pillow Fort Weenie

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Creature (31)

• 1x Angel of Jubilation
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Containment Priest
• 1x Dosan the Falling Leaf
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 1x Felidar Sovereign
• 1x Fiendslayer Paladin
• 1x Fleecemane Lion
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Hokori, Dust Drinker
• 1x Hushwing Gryff
• 1x Imposing Sovereign
• 1x Intrepid Hero
• 1x Kitchen Finks
• 1x Knight of Meadowgrain
• 1x Knight of the Reliquary
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Loxodon Gatekeeper
• 1x Marble Titan
• 1x Mirran Crusader
• 1x Peacekeeper
• 1x Rune-Tail, Kitsune Ascendant  ^Flip
• 1x Seeker of the Way
• 1x Silver Knight
• 1x Spirit of the Labyrinth
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
• 1x Voice of Resurgence
• 1x Watchwolf

Land (37)

• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 13x Forest
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 14x Plains
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Selesnya Sanctuary
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Temple of Plenty
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Windswept Heath

Enchantment (16)

• 1x Absolute Grace
• 1x Absolute Law
• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Aura Shards
• 1x Banishing Light
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Choke
• 1x City of Solitude
• 1x Crackdown
• 1x Dueling Grounds
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Humility
• 1x Knighthood
• 1x Night Soil
• 1x Oblivion Ring
• 1x Sterling Grove

Artifact (8)

• 1x Arena of the Ancients
• 1x Grafdigger's Cage
• 1x Mana Web
• 1x Meekstone
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Thorn of Amethyst
• 1x Winter Orb

Instant (5)

• 1x Celestial Purge
• 1x Congregation at Dawn
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x Retribution of the Meek

Commander (1)

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Creature (4)

• 1x Banisher Priest
• 1x Ethersworn Canonist
• 1x Fiend Hunter
• 1x Mentor of the Meek

Artifact (2)

• 1x Chalice of the Void
• 1x Null Rod

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My own personal homebrew on how to make your opponents as miserable as possible. Tell your victims to say goodbye to anything that is not a weenie. This deck is made to limit your opponents as much as possible, so if you don't want people to hate you don't play it!

This deck puts out as many restrictions to big mana costing spells as much as possible then gives all the restrictive spells you've played hexproof and/or shroud. Then you simply sit back, relax, laugh maniacally, gain tons of life, and watch the world crumble around you.

Win Conditions: Either beat them to death with weenies or use Felidar Sovereign to win the game with all your life gain.

I am of course looking for comments because this deck is far from perfect. Anything you have to offer helps!

Top Ranked	Achieved #1 position overall 4 years ago
Date added	9 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 39 - 0 Rares 25 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.60
Tokens	Elemental */* GW, Saproling 1/1 G
Folders	Modern Decks, EDH Like, gaddock, hate, Hate Bears, hate edh, Selesnya, Amazing Ideas