Haze Frog spits on fools

Modern masterpeez

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@infectorus why do you want to hear permhole96 speak? it seems you already hear enough bs coming from your mouth, why some from his too :)

December 28, 2010 9:10 p.m.

lie101 says... #2

why not Propethic Prism so you can use the Jace if you wanted to?!!!

December 29, 2010 5:40 a.m.

permhole96 says... #3

lol i want to speak but enough shhiitt comes from all your guy's mouths that you overrule mine. do any of u guys no any hot chicks i can fuuck?

December 29, 2010 2:47 p.m.

@permhole96 wow ur effin desperate

December 29, 2010 7:47 p.m.

infectorus says... #5

B.S. you say? That is not what Shelkin Brownie would say! He can stop you from banding with others to destroy permhole's plot for world domination! All hail permhole69! If we do not bow down to him, he will clearly Break Open your soul!

December 29, 2010 7:49 p.m.

@infectorus what the is wrong with you? you are like in your own little psycho world

December 29, 2010 8:04 p.m.

infectorus says... #7

:( that's not what Juju Bubble tells me every night before I go to bed.

December 29, 2010 8:27 p.m.

lol. im just kiddin

December 29, 2010 9:53 p.m.

masterpeez says... #9

I'm with permhole96. Do any of you know any women with whom I could have outrageous sexual intercourse with? I am capable of using a variety of positions, from the cowboy to the taxi-driver, I have great endurance, and a pretty descent size. SSEeeeeXXX!

December 29, 2010 11:21 p.m.

infectorus says... #10

I apologize, masterpeez, but your Haze Frog prevents all sex with women occurring until end of turn. You are still welcome to have sex with yourself.

December 29, 2010 11:58 p.m.

yeaGO says... #11

I like how this has devolved into trolling for chicks, of all places, on tappedout. Oh honeymomo why are you missing this....

December 30, 2010 12:03 a.m.

masterpeez says... #12

Touche, so true. Haze Frog , I admit, can occasionally be a bit of a cock-blocker at times.

Bros before hoes.

However technically, it seems that Haze Frog prevents all sex except that which is dealt by Haze Frog . I don't want to think about the implications of this statement.

December 30, 2010 12:12 a.m.

Legendinc says... #13

so remember kids, always wear a Haze Frog when having sex.

December 30, 2010 1:04 a.m.

hipster515 says... #14

haha legendinc is right children. don't forget to use a haze frog ;)

December 30, 2010 1:19 a.m.

haha. lol

December 30, 2010 1:31 p.m.

permhole96 says... #16

hipster515, ur haze frog spirts when ur wife trys to suck it. when she blows it, u spirt into her mouth and then tickle the back of her throat with your haze frog and then ur cu... comes out of her nose from ur haze frog tickleing her throat. then she takes her Sorcerers Strongbox and squirts into ur mimic vat and u take that and drink it till u become a island

December 30, 2010 4:32 p.m.

permhole96 says... #17

lol masterpeez, do u operate any strip clubs???

December 30, 2010 4:38 p.m.

lie101 says... #18

Just Wonderin About 2 Things 1. Have You Faced Allies With This Deck Yet?!!! 2. How Does Tel-Jilad Defiance Work For This Deck?!!!

December 31, 2010 12:11 a.m.

Legendinc says... #19

draw power

December 31, 2010 12:38 a.m.

lie101 says... #20

well he could use Explore or Prophetic Prism which are better cards to play for 2 that gain you a draw unless there is a certain reason for the Tel-Jilad Defiance then not to sound like a douche but i really don't think that card should be in here

December 31, 2010 1:40 a.m.

infectorus says... #21

None of this matters folks. Celebrate the new year with Scornful Egotist . He is addicted to coke, which makes him a great addition to any party.

December 31, 2010 4:37 a.m.

hipster515 says... #22

oh mr bunghole69 is very clever. im so proud of him! even though that your mind is that screwed up to even think of that i guess ill keep that in mind when im enjoying my new years eve with all of my hawt girlfriends at my local coffee shop. i believe that your mom will be in attendance as well. I will just have a haze frog party and afterwords we will all ride our one speed bicycles to my home and ill treat them to hot tea and good haze frogging ;)

December 31, 2010 2:52 p.m.

permhole96 says... #23

hipster515, im sorry, my mom isnt avalible anymore... shes got a contract with Colonial Kickass. "two hard haze froggings when ever you like in exchange for two hard liqumental coatings whenever you like" was the agreement with KC and she picked New Years. im sorry, you got to her to late... maybe next year...

December 31, 2010 3:15 p.m.

Graemachine93 says... #24

@legendinc, aare you a hardcore kid cause above you mentioned straight edge. if so... sweeeeeet!

to bunghole69 no one is penatrating your mom... because she's dead. dont try to pull that stuff on this website. and sorry to hipster515. because bunghole69's mom would have loved your haze frog. she would have done some kinky stuff to it. you would have been really soar. well i guess none of that matters because her body is in the trunk of one of her pimps cars about to be dumped in the river. i am saying shes a hore.

January 1, 2011 4:55 p.m.

Legendinc says... #25

@Graemachine93

I have got the straightedge, yes but what do you mean about hardcore?

hardcore music? grindcore, post hardcore, stuff like that?

January 1, 2011 8:41 p.m.

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