yeah dude that is super cool!!! this makes me so happy. another kid that plays magic and listens to hardcore. me, hipster515, eliteplaneswalker, and masterpeez all listen to hardcore. sweeeeeet!!!!

hardcore is a pretty dope genre to listen to

from Minor Threat to A Devil Wears Prada, I listen to a lot of it.

but legendinc, have you heard of a good band called One Step Ahead? they are huge and blowing up my local scene. they are pretty good i think you would like em

but are you edge yourself legendinc?

straightedge?

yeah bro

yes i am out of step with the world.
"i don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't fcuk. at least I can fcuking think."

Hey, why don't they have a gay edge? I'm going to search that up on last.fm right now...

Oh god. Mistake.

i think its called queercore.

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yeah i love asking alexandra and all that gaycore <3 but one step ahead is the best!

tits

The Cheese Stands Alone

your mom stands alone infectorus. your just a d bag get a life you scrub. who do you think you are trying to post on this like you know magic? i hate to tell you but all your decks suck bro. i hate when d bags think they know magic but hes just a scrub. scrub.

lol. I know for a fact that Graeme has a class right now.

whatever masterpeez your a scrub

Your a bunghole

Aside from the bantering above, smeared with a few real comments, and the musings of a few select individuals. There has been a gigantic waste of time padded with foolish attempts to insult and demine.

You've impressed no one by lowering to standards far below those expected of a decent Magic player, deck builder and person in general.

Cut it out.

Suggestions:

For suggestion see -->

Haze Frog, Provides some spittle.

Please explain again how you dominate with Haze Frog .

Also, do you have any way to get Jace out?

please read the forum posts before you strut up in here asking too many questions Edit12 we have been discussing those questions the past month on this forum you noob. please just read your facts before you ask questions.

Ancient chinese proverb: One who asks too many questions before acknowledging past discussed issues is a fool

My dear M457ERSP00K,

I am very sorry that you have found the comments posted on this page unsatisfactory. I will have you know that my goal is not to speak "banter", but to only write that which the layman would find as pleasant reading. I appreciate the alternate deck build (Haze Frog, Provides some spittle.). The idea of making a smaller version of this deck is an interesting one. I too have made some other smaller versions, one being haze frog poops on people and Haze Frog enjoys a smoothie. The latter of which is the one that has had the most success. Liquimetal Coating is at times a bit unpredictable in a miniature deck.

It troubles me that you accuse me of lying. I always tell the truth. I don't make up silly stories to entertain internet trolls. I have had some major success with this deck and thought that I would take some of my time to post it for the learning of others.

"You've impressed no one by lowering to standards far below those expected of a decent Magic player, deck builder and person in general."

I highly encourage you not to lower yourself to the level of those you criticize. It is foolish to suppose that you can speak for a population you've never met. It appears to me that you have not until recently returned to posting on this website after a long hiatus. Do you really think that you can speak for the members of this website? I have absolutely no problem with your opinions about what a good deck is, but you have no right to try and subjugate me to your principles. And perhaps I am mistaken, but it seems that you have accused me of lowering my standards far below those expected of a person in general. First of all, this is a very vague statement, without citation or detail. And as I read through the lines I realize that this is also an insult against my.... decent, general person? A petty insult, but an insult never-the-less. I find it interesting that you are so keen on accusing others of insulting each-other and then right away go off insulting the general decentness of people.

To be frank, I don't feel compelled to reside by your standards. I am settled in my in my fundamental game-play style, my deck-building philosophy, and my life goals. Not that I am unwilling to be flexible with my strategy in a fast-changing meta and standard pool, but simply that the fundamental principles of Magic: The Gathering that I stand by will remain unchanged. We obviously don't see eye to eye on the meaning of a good magic deck, which isn't all that bad. I merely feel sorry for you.

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"And please note, that I have NEVER seen, or heard of a tourney/competative player scoop to an annoying deck when in FNM you have an hour time limit. That would be the only chance of victory for this deck. Deck the opponent, or have a better field position when time is up."

This makes me wonder if you yourself have ever played in a tournament situation. Psychology is a subject of interest to myself. Consider the mindset of a highly-competitive tournament player, who is perhaps three rounds in. The player is stressed. If the player has been winning, he is flowing with adrenaline energy, but still apprehensive, wondering what sort of deck he will be matched against. When he sees the ninety-one card deck he will do one of two things. Either he will pass the deck off as a fluke and highly underestimate the deck's ability, or he will be thrown off-balance by the sheer uncanniness and make some very elementary misplays during game-play. This concept is really an elementary idea that most tournament players deal with, and one which this deck takes advantage of, reaping great results.

But enough of this. I don't need to prop up my deck with long words and rebuttals. The deck speaks for itself.

The deck does indeed speak for itself. The name alone intimidates me to the point that I would probably scoop rather than mulligan the first time. I believe that I would require every single card in my opening hand to make a dent in this masterpiece of a deck.

You sir are a genius.

As a side note I don't know why everyone gets so annoyed by mild trolls like this one. There are a lot worse things that he could be doing but this is simi-quasi entertaining banter if you actually read it.

In all honesty masterpeez I was randomly play testing your deck against mine without looking at it because I liked the name and was extremely confused at the opening hand... I was looking at it going what the heck am I supposed to do with this? I then looked at the deck and LOLed. I actually like your smoothie one and think it would do well in some metagames for 1 tourney until they saw it and side board hated the crap out of it.