Haze Frog spits on fools

Modern masterpeez

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Mpz5 says... #1

Oh, I think Acidic Slime would be beast in this deck x4.

With the Viridian Revel , the Acidic Slime would be amazing on a Mimic Vat alongside a Liquimetal Coating , a 4 card combo is the way to go for sure.

Also Slice in Twain gives you more draw power, not that you need it or anything...

Yea, I'm pretty sure that if you make those changes you will take this baby to worlds.

January 12, 2011 1:33 a.m.

hipster515 says... #2

see Mpz5 you understand how to play magic the gathering.

You could teach a thing or two to most of the people on this posting. Most people are just getting straight up vulger and rude. But you sir are a gentlemen and understand the purest form of magic the gathering.

Your asking about haze frog? I don't think you understand the gravity of that request.

Haze frog seems real when your in it. but when you wake up you realise you were just haze frogging

January 12, 2011 8:12 a.m.

masterpeez says... #3

@Mpz5 I do like the Acidic Slime idea. However I am not a troll. Not even mildly. Still I'm glad you find this deck entertaining while holding a respect for its deafening power.

UPDATE: The Meta at where I play at has changed since I first put this deck together. Accordingly, I have put the Jace's on the sideboard and thrown in the Acidic Slime on Mpz5's suggestion. That ought to beat up on quite a few queero decks.

@hipster515 I lol to you, sir.

January 12, 2011 1:25 p.m.

Mpz5 says... #4

I am awed that you have taken my humble advice. I however am a little concerned with your judgment to take out the Jace, the Wallet Shredders.

The intimidation factor of the Jaces alone is staggering and if you think about it, making your deck 4 cards larger will only increase the intimidation potential of the deck. Another added benefit to increasing the deck size is that it will allow you to have a falter in your poker face since the deck will be so large as to hide your face in the unlikely event that your stoic exterior cracks.

I say keep the Mind Sculptors in and just add the slimes to the already voluminous deck.

As the saying goes, "Bigger is better"

January 12, 2011 10:07 p.m.

lie101 says... #5

have you faced Allies?!!!

January 14, 2011 12:52 p.m.

pdubs says... #6

I have a suggestion for this deck: Magnetic Mine s

Pairs great with your Liquimetal Coating / tel-jilad whatever combo. And surprisingly affordable!

March 2, 2011 3:46 p.m.

Deco_y says... #7

You guys are all idiots!

How can you not see that Storm Crow puts this deck over the top?

March 2, 2011 4:54 p.m.

Mpz5 says... #8

Wow... I can't believe that I didn't see that. Good call Leafs_suck.

Please tell me you will implement that amazing idea. I do think that 1 Chimney Imp would make this deck even more powerful though.

March 2, 2011 6:12 p.m.

MY MIND IS FULL OF F---

O.O

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March 2, 2011 11:49 p.m.

Deco_y says... #10

Adding Chimney Imp would completely break the meta. M-M-M-META BREAKER.

The Guilliame's of France are reading this thread and are quitting Magic because they know that we are coming to worlds with this deck. They know they could not win...

Or who knows, maybe they'll come up with some crazy combo using Haze Frog and Instill Infection . B/G is totally the new U/W.

March 3, 2011 2:04 a.m.

Mpz5 says... #11

Dang, all you have to do would be to ramp to 9, play Instill Infection and cantrip into the Hazemizer for the win.

Holy crap, I just thought of the combo that would melt the paint off the walls... consider the above combo, and then next turn follow it up with a Bala Ged Scorpion .

Just think about the amazingness.

March 3, 2011 7:53 p.m.

Conversations on this website have changed a lot in 2011.

April 3, 2011 1:55 p.m.

having had the honor of playing against this deck myself I would have to say Haze Frog is the worst thing that could happen when swinging with Hero of Oxid Ridge

April 11, 2011 10:12 p.m.

Maddogenes says... #14

Someone like Memnarch might help in this, keep the opponent at bay until your Haze Frogs kick in.

April 22, 2011 8:26 p.m.

Maddogenes says... #15

Someone like Memnarch might help in this, keep the opponent at bay until your Haze Frogs kick in.

April 22, 2011 8:26 p.m.

This is without doubt the best deck ever. It needs more dragons though!

July 9, 2012 7:51 p.m.

catghoti says... #17

Kudos for making what is quite possibly the best deck I've seen on this site so far. Haze Frog is one of my all time favorite cards. Glad to see him getting some love. :3

February 16, 2013 2:13 a.m.

ModernVisage says... #18

Its actually pretty neat. Maybe his path to victory IS mimic vat. He could use lock-down and removal until there is an empty board. It played decently well. I'd borrow it for casual use...maybe with a few tweaks but no complaints. Its a troll deck.

March 1, 2013 1:36 p.m.

Jay says... #19

BRING THIS DECK BACK TO LIIIIFE

January 4, 2014 12:30 a.m.

Napkin says... #20

Hey just wanted to say that this site totally rocks! By far the best site for testing! thanks!

May 3, 2014 4:54 p.m.

Scorprix says... #21

Jp3ngu1nb0y: i have an Idea for a challenge! ):D

July 27, 2014 8:41 p.m.

Caligula says... #22

Hahaha, yeah this shit be a series. "Haze frog spits on TO"

@Spootyone? @Apoptosis

September 9, 2014 9:51 a.m.

Apoptosis says... #23

Behold, I am the
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;-)

September 9, 2014 2:11 p.m.

Caligula says... #24

@Apoptosis that is PERFECT

September 9, 2014 2:36 p.m.

Spootyone says... #25

Lol I can't believe I read all those comments...I don't even know what this deck is!

+1?

September 9, 2014 4:51 p.m.

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