Hazoret, the Empty-Handed

Commander / EDH Jank Mono-Red Stax Voltron

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Artifact (21)

• 1x Chrome Mox
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Fireshrieker
• 1x Ghirapur Orrery
• 1x Grafted Exoskeleton
• 1x Grafted Skullcap
• 1x Gustha's Scepter
• 1x Haunted Cloak
• 1x Hot Soup
• 1x Inquisitor's Flail
• 1x Key to the City
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Mox Amber
• 1x Nevinyrral's Disk
• 1x Null Brooch
• 1x Sigiled Sword of Valeron
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Tenza, Godo's Maul
• 1x Torpor Orb
• 1x Uba Mask
• 1x Worn Powerstone

Creature (8)

• 1x Avaricious Dragon
• 1x Bomat Courier
• 1x Etali, Primal Storm
• 1x Goblin Welder
• 1x Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
• 1x Magus of the Moon
• 1x Silent Arbiter
• 1x Simian Spirit Guide

Enchantment (20)

• 1x Aggravated Assault
• 1x Amok
• 1x Blood Mist
• 1x Blood Moon
• 1x Burning Sands
• 1x Caverns of Despair
• 1x Claws of Valakut
• 1x Eldrazi Conscription
• 1x Eternal Warrior
• 1x Goblinslide
• 1x Granite Grip
• 1x Gratuitous Violence
• 1x Heat Stroke
• 1x Land's Edge
• 1x Madcap Skills
• 1x Mob Mentality
• 1x Price of Glory
• 1x Smoke
• 1x Sulfuric Vortex
• 1x Tilonalli's Crown

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Aftershock
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Gamble
• 1x Jokulhaups
• 1x Ruination
• 1x Seize the Day
• 1x Vandalblast
• 1x Wheel of Fortune

Commander (1)

Land (37)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Desert of the Fervent
• 1x Maze of Ith HP
• 1x Mikokoro, Center of the Sea
• 28x Mountain
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Smoldering Crater
• 1x Terrain Generator
• 1x Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle

Instant (5)

• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Dangerous Wager
• 1x Firestorm
• 1x Ignorant Bliss
• 1x Temur Battle Rage

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Artifact (5)

• 1x Grafdigger's Cage
• 1x O-Naginata
• 1x Thaumatic Compass  ^Flip
• 1x Tsabo's Web
• 1x Ward of Bones

Enchantment (3)

• 1x AEther Flash
• 1x Pyrohemia
• 1x Stolen Strategy

Creature (1)

• 1x Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer

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Retired 😭

"Drawing cards is the best thing you can do in Commander," said every single article or podcast you've seen about the format. Cards are bad. They have words on them and sometimes those words aren't even accurate words because of errata. Yuck. Throw those cards away, equip a God with a pot of soup, make her large, and kill your enemies.

Watch as other players weep, hands full of cards, while you eat a slice of pizza in your unoccupied hands. Pizza is delicious and handheld. Cards are not delicious at all. You will draw cards, sometimes even lots of them. Do they make Hazoret bigger or throw salt in the eyes of your enemies? If not, throw them away. Don't even read them. The words are confusing. Focus only on your commander. She is the only card you need.

Some cards will lie to you. They will say they will "destroy" Hazoret. Hot Soup will do this. Heat Stroke will do this. Ignore those words. Hazoret is indestructible and cannot be destroyed by mere soup. This is advantageous to you and is smart and strategic. Nice.

Many of your cards will prevent "Card Likers" from enjoying their boring cards as you bash their faces in with a gigantic Hazoret. Blood Moon or Smoke will be good at this. Play Bomat Courier and remind them how terrible Standard was for like two years. Wait until someone asks why you aren't drawing any cards and then blow up all the lands in response.

Enjoy a fun game of commander without worrying about keeping a hand full of cards. Embrace your new reality. Praise be to Hazoret.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 36 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.87
Tokens	Goblin 1/1 R, Knight 2/2 W w/ Vigilance
Folders	ideas, X - EDH Inspiration - RED / IMPULSE & DISCARD