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"Drawing cards is the best thing you can do in Commander," said every single article or podcast you've seen about the format. Cards are bad. They have words on them and sometimes those words aren't even accurate words because of errata. Yuck. Throw those cards away, equip a God with a pot of soup, make her large, and kill your enemies.

Watch as other players weep, hands full of cards, while you eat a slice of pizza in your unoccupied hands. Pizza is delicious and handheld. Cards are not delicious at all. You will draw cards, sometimes even lots of them. Do they make Hazoret bigger or throw salt in the eyes of your enemies? If not, throw them away. Don't even read them. The words are confusing. Focus only on your commander. She is the only card you need.

Some cards will lie to you. They will say they will "destroy" Hazoret. Hot Soup will do this. Heat Stroke will do this. Ignore those words. Hazoret is indestructible and cannot be destroyed by mere soup. This is advantageous to you and is smart and strategic. Nice.

Many of your cards will prevent "Card Likers" from enjoying their boring cards as you bash their faces in with a gigantic Hazoret. Blood Moon or Smoke will be good at this. Play Bomat Courier and remind them how terrible Standard was for like two years. Wait until someone asks why you aren't drawing any cards and then blow up all the lands in response.

Enjoy a fun game of commander without worrying about keeping a hand full of cards. Embrace your new reality. Praise be to Hazoret.

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Casual

98% Competitive

Date added 6 years
Last updated 5 years
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

5 - 0 Mythic Rares

36 - 0 Rares

20 - 0 Uncommons

11 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 2.87
Tokens Goblin 1/1 R, Knight 2/2 W w/ Vigilance
Folders ideas, X - EDH Inspiration - RED / IMPULSE & DISCARD
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