Heckin Snekin Elf Control

Commander / EDH Control Elves Mono-Green Pillow Fort Tempo

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More Mana (20)

• 1x Arbor Elf
• 1x Boreal Druid
• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Collective Voyage
• 1x Cryptolith Rite
• 1x Doubling Cube
• 1x Elvish Archdruid
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Fyndhorn Elves
• 1x Harvest Season
• 1x Karametra's Acolyte
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Orochi Sustainer
• 1x Priest of Titania
• 1x Sachi, Daughter of Seshiro
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Utopia Sprawl
• 1x Wild Growth
• 1x Zendikar Resurgent

Winning (10)

• 1x Epic Struggle
• 1x Hair-Strung Koto
• 1x Helix Pinnacle
• 1x Hurricane
• 1x Jinxed Choker
• 1x Magma Mine
• 1x Rocket Launcher
• 1x Sands of Delirium
• 1x Throne of the God-Pharaoh
• 1x Walking Ballista

Control (13)

• 1x Acidic Slime
• 1x Damping Engine
• 1x Damping Sphere
• 1x Hum of the Radix
• 1x Jester's Mask
• 1x Kudzu
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Seeker of Skybreak
• 1x Squallmonger
• 1x Static Orb
• 1x Stunted Growth
• 1x Ward of Bones
• 1x Winter Orb

Other Stuff (11)

• 1x Concordant Crossroads
• 1x Illusionist's Bracers
• 1x Knowledge Pool
• 1x Praetor's Counsel
• 1x Prototype Portal
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Temur Sabertooth
• 1x Thousand-Year Elixir
• 1x Umbral Mantle
• 1x Voltaic Key
• 1x Yeva, Nature's Herald

Lame Lands (25)

• 3x Forest
• 22x Forest

Pillow Fort (2)

• 1x Stream of Life
• 1x Wellwisher

Commander (1)

Library Love (11)

• 1x Abundance
• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 1x Colossal Majesty
• 1x Crystal Ball
• 1x Font of Mythos
• 1x Howling Mine
• 1x Planar Bridge
• 1x Planar Portal
• 1x Rishkar's Expertise
• 1x Slate of Ancestry
• 1x The Immortal Sun

Creature Things (5)

• 1x Ant Queen
• 1x Ezuri, Renegade Leader
• 1x Imperious Perfect
• 1x Orochi Hatchery
• 1x Sylvan Offering

Unlame Lands (2)

• 1x Glacial Chasm
• 1x Wirewood Lodge

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Maybeboard

Other (2)

• 1x Mirrorworks
• 1x Unwinding Clock

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Patron abuse! Make players who aren't green keep their permanents tapped, sling elves as fast as they're targeted to death, use efficient methods of winning like Rocket Launcher and Sands of Delirium! Now with only 25 forests because lands are boring!

Once the Patron is out and they activate their ability the first time you'll usually generate 18-20 mana and it gets ridiculous from there. Take your mono-green to the next level by not swinging in with any creatures. Laugh at your opponents when they see you with a hundred mana and Temur Sabertooth + Acidic Slime. Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger is just cruel and banned in my playgroup those light-weights. 25 lame-land-forests in the deck and Ward of Bones, take that people who need more than 3 lands in play! Sylvan Offering + Wellwisher + Glacial Chasm heh hehe yeah. Hair-Strung Koto to take those token creatures and mill on each of your turns and each of your opponents' turns!

Reasons you'll love playing this deck:

• Measure win-conditions by if they take more or less than 100 total mana.

• Winter Orb keeps people from playing with you so you can enjoy being an introvert in peace.

• Power turns where you have 'x of 60' type plays.

• More players means more mayhem! You basically get two turns on your turn, then another turn on each of your opponents' turns.

• Mess with peoples' heads because really who uses a Jinxed Choker as a multiplayer win condition?

Reasons you'll hate playing this deck:

• Friends glare at you when they have early-game decks and you force a late-game battle.

• Sometimes you get 15 turns into a game and simultaneously have no way to win and have forced everyone else into a state where they can't get past your pillow fort, until hopefully someone lucks out.

• Weaknesses are a bit glaring: Black/red can shred the elfy mana base and blue can shred the tempo by bumping Patron repeatedly.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 42 - 0 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.18
Tokens	Copy Clone, Elf Warrior 1/1 G, Insect 1/1 G, Snake 1/1 G, Treefolk */* G
Folders	Decks I'm Looking At, Desks I want, mono g pillow fort