Here, Let Me Cast That

Commander / EDH Exile Mill Multiplayer Theme/Gimmick UB (Dimir)

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Land (32)

• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Cascading Cataracts
• 1x Castle Locthwain
• 1x Castle Vantress
• 1x Cathedral of War
• 1x Clearwater Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Fetid Pools
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Ice Tunnel
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Mirrodin's Core
• 1x Morphic Pool
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Shipwreck Marsh
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 5x Snow-Covered Island
• 2x Snow-Covered Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vivid Creek
• 1x Vivid Marsh
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Witch's Clinic

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Artful Dodge
• 1x Beacon of Unrest
• 1x Blood on the Snow
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Knowledge Exploitation
• 1x Mnemonic Betrayal
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Praetor's Grasp
• 1x Sea Gate Restoration  ^Flip
• 1x Serum Visions
• 1x Toxic Deluge

Creature (17)

• 1x Agent of Treachery
• 1x Arvinox, the Mind Flail
• 1x Baleful Strix
• 1x Blightwing Bandit
• 1x Chrome Host Seedshark
• 1x Clever Impersonator
• 1x Dauthi Voidwalker
• 1x Etrata, Deadly Fugitive
• 1x Glasspool Mimic  ^Flip
• 1x Gonti, Lord of Luxury
• 1x Halo Forager
• 1x Hostage Taker
• 1x Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant
• 1x Schema Thief
• 1x Thada Adel, Acquisitor
• 1x Thief of Sanity
• 1x Thieving Skydiver

Artifact (12)

• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Chromatic Orrery
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sword of the Animist
• 1x Thaumatic Compass  ^Flip
• 1x Tome of Legends
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Tasha, the Witch Queen

Commander (1)

Instant (16)

• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Cryptic Command *list*
• 1x Disdainful Stroke
• 1x Frantic Search
• 1x Malakir Rebirth  ^Flip
• 1x Memory Plunder
• 1x Opt
• 1x Outrageous Robbery
• 1x Reality Shift
• 1x Rewind
• 1x Siphon Insight
• 1x Sublime Epiphany
• 1x Sudden Substitution
• 1x Tale's End
• 1x Village Rites
• 1x Vraska's Contempt

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Bitterblossom
• 1x Counterbalance
• 1x Court of Cunning
• 1x Cunning Rhetoric
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Polluted Bonds
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Spellweaver Volute
• 1x The Eldest Reborn
• 1x Virtue of Persistence

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Sideboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Oona, Queen of the Fae

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Tasha, the Witch Queen

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Bloodchief Ascension

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Maybeboard

Creature (35)

• 1x Alela, Cunning Conqueror
• 1x Araumi of the Dead Tide
• 1x Aura Thief
• 1x Brainstealer Dragon
• 1x Brazen Borrower
• 1x Consuming Aberration
• 1x Cunning Nightbonder
• 1x Demon of Dark Schemes
• 1x Dream Devourer
• 1x Empress Galina
• 1x Faerie Bladecrafter
• 1x Fallen Shinobi
• 1x Ghostly Pilferer
• 1x God-Eternal Kefnet
• 1x Grim Hireling
• 1x Havengul Lich
• 1x Hostage Taker
• 1x It That Betrays
• 1x Keeper of Keys
• 1x Kheru Mind-Eater
• 1x Knacksaw Clique
• 1x Lochmere Serpent
• 1x Nettling Nuisance
• 1x Oona's Blackguard
• 1x Rimefeather Owl
• 1x Sakashima of a Thousand Faces
• 1x Tergrid, God of Fright  ^Flip
• 1x The Haunt of Hightower
• 1x Thieves' Guild Enforcer
• 1x Torrential Gearhulk
• 1x Toshiro Umezawa
• 1x True-Name Nemesis
• 1x Twilight Prophet
• 1x Wandering Archaic  ^Flip
• 1x Zareth San, the Trickster

Sorcery (19)

• 1x Ashen Powder
• 1x Breach the Multiverse
• 1x Bribery
• 1x Connive / Concoct
• 1x Dredge the Mire
• 1x Ever After
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Inevitable Betrayal
• 1x Mnemonic Deluge
• 1x Peer into the Abyss
• 1x Reanimate
• 1x Ringsight
• 1x Saheeli's Artistry
• 1x Shadow of the Enemy
• 1x Stolen Identity
• 1x Time Warp
• 1x Traumatize
• 1x Worst Fears
• 1x Xander's Pact

Artifact (6)

• 1x Agatha's Soul Cauldron
• 1x Bolas's Citadel
• 1x Masterwork of Ingenuity
• 1x Mindcrank
• 1x Nazgul Battle-Mace
• 1x Quicksilver Fountain

Instant (12)

• 1x Aethersnatch
• 1x Commandeer
• 1x Deadly Rollick
• 1x Desertion
• 1x Domineering Will
• 1x Drown in the Loch
• 1x Fated Return
• 1x Overwhelming Denial
• 1x Press the Enemy
• 1x Rise of the Dread Marn
• 1x Spinal Embrace
• 1x Swan Song

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Call of the Ring
• 1x Control Magic
• 1x Endless Whispers
• 1x Followed Footsteps
• 1x Mirrormade
• 1x No Mercy
• 1x Oubliette
• 1x Painful Quandary
• 1x Soothsaying
• 1x Steal Enchantment

Planeswalker (5)

• 1x Ashiok, Nightmare Muse
• 1x Jace, the Mind Sculptor
• 1x Liliana, Waker of the Dead
• 1x Mu Yanling, Sky Dancer
• 1x Teferi, Master of Time

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"Hey, can I read that card? Wow, that's really cool. Sorry, but, it's mine now, I'm taking it, thanks."

"Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite, more like Elesh Norn, Grand CenoMINE, amiright? Yeah? No? Ok..."

"You've got a Temporal Manipulation in your deck there somewhere, right? Oh! Awesome, there it is, thank youuu. Hmm... Oh, you've got a Nexus of Fate, too? Hah, that's going away."

Baseline: if your board isn't a rainbow from all the different colored sleeves of your opponents, you're doing this wrong. Steal other people's cards (temporarily, you're not playing for ante) and play with their expensive cardboard toys. Mainly, you're gonna want to take things from graveyards or libraries, using your commander and things like Knowledge Exploitation, Praetor's Grasp, or Memory Plunder.

Disclaimer: Be careful when playing theft, and especially exile. I've built this to be more creative than cruel, because most everyone who plays against this deck rarely has anything nice to say after a game or two. If you wanna be mean, I'll put some changes below.

Playgroup and Power Changes

• If you just wanna screw around and play with more higher costing spells, go ahead and throw in Mind's Dilation or Silent-Blade Oni.

• Traumatize and Fraying Sanity is a good killing combo.

• Bolas's Citadel just adds so much power to the deck. (But honestly, what's the fun in playing your own copy? Most satisfying play: Praetor's Grasp one for yourself.)

• Opposition Agent is a slam dunk. Will instantly make you archenemy, although that's sorta comes with the cost for being such an on-flavor effect. Combine with Scheming Symmetry for, essentially, a second Praetor's Grasp >:))))

• I switch Oona, Queen of the Fae out for the commander to change things up sometimes, keep it interesting.

Cards that I removed for too much salt

• Nexus of Fate

• Worst Fears

• Expropriate

• Blatant Thievery

• Herald of Leshrac and Oblivion Sower

Date added	6 years
Last updated	10 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	14 - 2 Mythic Rares 56 - 1 Rares 12 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.28
Tokens	A Mysterious Creature, Copy Clone, Demon 3-3 B, Faerie Rogue 1/1 B, Faerie Rogue 1/1 UB, Incubator, Manifest 2/2 C, On an Adventure, Phyrexian 0/0 C, Spirit 1/1 C, The Monarch
Folders	My EDH Decks, Mill, ideas, Decks to try, Dimir UB, For Later