This is adorable. Thank you, you have made my day.

"Adorable"? Makalotatothave you seen the sheer terror in an opponent when you stifle a dreadnought?!

I would swap in Muddle the Mixture for Fabricate. +1 :)

I've never played Legacy, but from what I've heard Tormod's Crypt is better in many cases because of the abundance of turn-one graveyard combos like "Oops, all spells" and such.

No Dark Ritual for

T1: Swamp, Dark Ritual, Torpor Orb, Phyrexian Dreadnought

T2: Drowned Catacomb, Swing 12, Tainted Strike

?

Ancient Tomb for turn one torpor orb? Also if u add the tomb u could put Chalice of the Void in the sb.

This deck desperately needs cantrips like Brainstorm and Ponder - there's no reason for a blue deck in Legacy that doesn't run Chalice of the Void to not have them, and they will greatly improve your consistency (and a transmute on Muddle the Mixture is much too slow to be a substitute). I think expecting to be able to use manlands like Creeping Tar Pit in a format dominated by Wasteland decks is wishful thinking, so I would cut them. Cards like Mana Leak and Tainted Strike simply aren't Legacy-caliber - Force of Will is a staple for a reason. I apologize if all of this sounds a tad harsh, but Legacy is a very unforgiving format, and the deck as currently constructed would get hammered in any competitive environment.

How about 4x Darkslick Shores instead of the catacombs and ruins?

Dont play mana leak when you got Counterspell