"You are attacking me with an Ornithopter?! Are you insane?".
The deck has terrible matches against RDW and Mono-Black, but it is so much fun to see Blue Control discarding all their Counterspells.
From the gatherer comment's section :
Why didn't you block? Why didn't you block? Why didn't you block?
Opponent: I don't know why I didn't bother to block; it's a freakin' Ornithopter, I didn't expect some kind of inquisi--
NOBODY EXPECTS THE NINJA INQUISITION!
Our chief weapon is Ninjitsu...Ninjitsu and probes...probes and ninjitsu.... Our two weapons are ninjitsu and probes...and mana cost efficiency.... Our three weapons are ninjitsu, probes, and mana cost efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Oni.... Our four...no... Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as ninjitsu, probes.... I'll come in again.
... returns to hand
Opponent: draws ... plays a land ... sighs ... "Go."
NOBODY EXPECTS THE NINJA INQUISITION!
Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: ninjitsu, probes, mana cost efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Oni, and whispersilk uniforms - Oh damn! I can't say it - you'll have to say it.
Ink-Eyes: What?
Walker: You'll have to say the bit about 'Our chief weapons are ...'
Ink-Eyes (rather horrified): I couldn't do that...
... returns to hand
Opponent: oh dear god, enough with this bull****. I forfeit.
NOBODY PUTS UP WITH THE NINJA INQUISITION!
