Hidden Timmy, Sneaky God

Commander / EDH* Aggro Casual Mono-Red

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Creature (30)

• 1x Ancient Stone Idol
• 1x Angrath's Marauders
• 1x Avatar of Slaughter
• 1x Balefire Dragon
• 1x Bloodfire Colossus
• 1x Cavalier of Flame
• 1x Combustible Gearhulk
• 1x Dockside Extortionist
• 1x Dragon Mage
• 1x Drakuseth, Maw of Flames
• 1x Dualcaster Mage
• 1x Etali, Primal Storm
• 1x Feldon of the Third Path
• 1x Hellkite Tyrant
• 1x Ilharg, the Raze-Boar
• 1x Inferno Titan
• 1x Magus of the Wheel
• 1x Malignus
• 1x Meteor Golem
• 1x Mindclaw Shaman
• 1x Molten Primordial
• 1x Sandstone Oracle
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Steel Hellkite
• 1x Summoner's Egg
• 1x Tectonic Giant
• 1x Torbran, Thane of Red Fell
• 1x Tyrant's Familiar
• 1x Utvara Hellkite
• 1x Wurmcoil Engine

Artifact (18)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Cauldron of Souls
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Conjurer's Closet
• 1x Deathrender
• 1x Embercleave
• 1x Erratic Portal
• 1x Fire Diamond
• 1x Mimic Vat
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Nyx Lotus
• 1x Ruby Medallion
• 1x Shadowspear
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Star Compass
• 1x Sundial of the Infinite
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Blood Moon
• 1x Flameshadow Conjuring
• 1x Mirror March
• 1x Tectonic Reformation
• 1x Underworld Breach
• 1x Warstorm Surge

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Irencrag Feat
• 1x Mana Geyser
• 1x Reforge the Soul
• 1x Seize the Day

Commander (1)

Land (36)

• 1x Castle Embereth
• 1x Desert of the Fervent
• 1x Dormant Volcano
• 1x Endless Sands
• 1x Flamekin Village
• 1x Forgotten Cave
• 1x Lotus Field
• 24x Mountain
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Scavenger Grounds
• 1x Smoldering Crater
• 1x Spinerock Knoll

Instant (3)

• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Impact Resonance
• 1x Price of Progress

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Creature (12)

• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Combat Celebrant
• 1x Duplicant
• 1x Fiendish Duo
• 1x Hoarding Dragon
• 1x Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker
• 1x Runehorn Hellkite
• 1x Ryusei, the Falling Star
• 1x Scourge of the Throne
• 1x Scrap Trawler
• 1x Soulbright Flamekin
• 1x Terror of Mount Velus

Artifact (7)

• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Coldsteel Heart
• 1x Endless Atlas
• 1x Extraplanar Lens
• 1x Hedron Archive
• 1x Mirage Mirror
• 1x Skullclamp

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Chain Reaction
• 1x Geosurge
• 1x Vandalblast
• 1x World at War

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Aggravated Assault
• 1x Experimental Frenzy
• 1x Fires of Invention
• 1x Gratuitous Violence
• 1x Pia's Revolution
• 1x Vicious Shadows

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Daretti, Scrap Savant

Instant (1)

• 1x Wild Ricochet

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Taking inspiration from a few different sources this is a Sneak Attack deck based entirely around beating the ever-living snot out of my friends with BIG TIMMY ACTION. We do this by utilizing Purphoros, Bronze-Blooded's two main abilities: sneaking giant things out cheap, and ensuring they have haste.

We abuse enter the battlefield, attack, and death triggers to get massive value out of our creatures, while the early game is focused entirely on ramping as fast as possible to ensure our Commander is out early and we start smacking face before our opponents can build a board state.

One of the most important parts of this deck is intentionally avoiding the end step sacrifice required on Purphoros's effect. We can do this in a myriad of ways, like ending the turn with the effect on the stack via Sundial of the Infinite or bouncing our creatures with cards like Conjurer's Closet, or even potentially a defensive Chaos Warp, especially considering most of our permanents are high-cost/high-value outside of our artifacts.

Just in case we lose our Commander we have backup Haste strategies via Cavalier of Flame and Swiftfoot Boots. Not attacking is going to feel free bad when it happens, but I also don't want to over-saturate on Haste enablers, so for now we'll test this out.

We have a few disruption cards like Blood Moon, but most of our non-creature spells are focused on card draw, extra combat steps, or emergency board wipes like Blasphemous Act. Granted, a sudden hilarious win out of a Price of Progress is something I'm looking forward to given we run so many Basic Lands. Likewise, we can recur value via cards like Underworld Breach, Mimic Vat, Flameshadow Conjuring, or Erratic Portal.

This brew is still in the prototype phase, but I look forward to testing it out and having everyone immediately jam enchantment removal into their decks lol.

Source Materials: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdiIcVdJUKg - https://articles.edhrec.com/monomania-takes-on-theros-sneakers-and-creepers/ - https://articles.edhrec.com/commander-showdown-ilharg-vs-purphoros/

Date added	4 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 0 Mythic Rares 44 - 0 Rares 11 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.48
Tokens	Construct 6/12 C, Copy Clone, Dragon 6/6 R, Treasure, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Deathtouch, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Lifelink
Folders	EDH Decks