Hilariously Broken Blue Red Krenko Abomination

Casual* Tokens Tribal

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Creature (14)

• 4x Aphetto Alchemist
• 3x Goblin Matron
• 3x Krenko, Mob Boss
• 4x Purphoros, God of the Forge

Land (23)

• 4x Great Furnace
• 3x Island
• 3x Izzet Boilerworks
• 5x Mountain
• 4x Seat of the Synod
• 2x Steam Vents
• 2x Swiftwater Cliffs

Enchantment (7)

• 3x Impact Tremors
• 4x Intruder Alarm

Artifact (4)

• 4x Illusionist's Bracers

Instant (6)

• 4x Refocus
• 2x Triton Tactics

Sorcery (11)

• 2x Hordeling Outburst
• 3x Krenko's Command
• 3x Ponder
• 3x Serum Visions

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Sideboard

Artifact (3)

• 3x Eldrazi Monument

Instant (12)

• 2x Battle Hymn
• 3x Counterflux
• 4x Dispel
• 3x Mindswipe

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This deck is an abomination. I'm sorry. So sorry. Seriously, this deck has a chance of giving you turn five infinite goblins... (and also, any recommendations to make this deck even more broken are welcome).

To start with, I play Krenko's Command and Hordeling Outburst to set up for Krenko and to just get some plain old early game fodder. If Aphetto Alchemist and some of my artifact lands are in my hand, I usually start there as well, as his ability lets me untap them, thus getting Krenko out even faster. I also use Serum Visions, Ponder, and Goblin Matron to get Krenko and my untap cards faster. Once Krenko, is out, everything essentially goes to shit for my opponent. If I already have Purphoros, God of the Forge, or Impact Tremors, they'll lose within a turn or two. This is when I play cards like Triton Tactics (Especially when I have Aphetto Alchemist or Fatestitcher out), Refocus , and equip Illusionist's Bracers to Krenko (Note, this can also be used on Aphetto if you're having mana issues). If I'm lucky, I might even already have Intruder Alarm out. If I do, it's pretty much an insta-win unless krenko or it is countered.

I have sideboarded Dispel, Mindswipe and Counterflux are for when I go against control decks. I have also sideboarded Battle Hymn for use alongside Mindswipe .

So there you have it. I am not responsible for any deaths, bear attacks, and other harm that may result from the use of this deck

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 3 Mythic Rares 13 - 6 Rares 11 - 0 Uncommons 29 - 6 Commons
Cards	65
Avg. CMC	2.36
Tokens	Goblin 1/1 R, Morph 2/2 C