LOL +1

Very funny deck, unless your opponent keeps a Negate for you... lol

Omniscience and Enter the Infinite combo just for the lols

Nice idea tho, should be fun to see opponent reaction once first time they see the dekc XD.

Absolute love, this is silly. +1

only one suggestion I can think of is to switch the world fire for the dragon that spawns dragon tokens.

The deck is ridiculously silly and amazing for casual play :) However, being in a standard environment, waiting to pop off Unexpected Results is extremely risky, esp with no removal and no way to save it should they have a counterspell

I do love the deck idea though so +1 to you :)

I would remove Primal Surge since there are a lot of sorcery spells in your deck, you don't want to blow an Unexpected Results onto a surge which then reveals nothing but one of your large sorceries, leaving you dead in the water.

I see that it is there simply for the combo, but Enter the Infinite will probably kill you more often than you win with it. If you Unexpected Results into Enter the Infinite , well you know have 2 turns to win. You will have a lot of cards in hand, but everything will have insanely high CMCs and you will have 4 land to play them. You could use Unexpected Results to get the last card in the deck, but now you have no library so you will be dead on your next upkeep and never be able to attack.

I believe Griselbrand , Avacyn, Angel of Hope or Utvara Hellkite would all be appropriate replacements.

I also agree Worldfire shouldn't be here, but unlike Enter the Infinite it isn't guaranteed to kill you, so it is too funny to take out.

Wow! Thanks for all the +1's and comments! Keep'em coming!

-4 Primal Surge +4 avacyn.

Possibly also adding any cards to get Unexpected Results from your deck quicker.

So when someone turn three Slaughter Games your Unexpected Results , what's the back up plan? Or they Dissipate it, etc etc. Hilarious, generally seems to translate to one trick pony. Never put all your eggs in one basket. However if you're taking this to FNM to troll, I'm sure it will be able to steal a win or two.

Um, I'm never gonna take this to FNM. This deck will never be competitive. Is it aloud to just make a deck for the sake of creativity? There are so many answers to this deck xD.

It seems Worldfire just leaves you with nothing on the field and no way to play your remaining cards. Maybe you should replace it with something else?

Awesome! +1

Hahaha . . . Fml decks rock! +1

I agree with dgsesta. I know Worldfire is in there for lolz, but it will literally do nothing good for you. I'm also kinda feeling the same about Enter the Infinite . I mean it is cool if you happen to get an Omniscience , but besides that, it literally kills you. It makes so that you have to discard your entire deck, and your only viable targets would be Worldspine Wurm , which is good, but I feel that Enter the Infinite could be replaced with something better. I'd replace them with like a dragon, or Griselbrand . Maybe a Thundermaw Hellkite ? Just trying to think of the biggest possible bomb in standard.

Maybe Skarrg Goliath

Counterlash

I'm thinking Mindshrieker could be very effective as another win condition... Just mill yourself and end up swinging with a 10/10 flyer or something turn 3, could be menacing... +1

If you replace Worldfire with Planar Cleansing then Worldspine Wurm is a death threat and Avacyn, Angel of Hope would protect your stuff.

Enter the Infinite works PERFECTLY if you drew it and added ONE, you only need one of any of the following:

Diminishing Returns , Elixir of Immortality , card:Feldon's Cane, card:Gaea's Blessing (in order to make a specific library for your next turn), card:Lich's Mirror (2nd FAVORITE), card:Memory's Journey (great option since it has flashback and is cheap, Paradigm Shift (fucking hilarious), Primal Command (you gain 7 life AND shuffle graveyard into library).

and my favorite option for this is Psychic Spiral you only need one more land and your opponent pretty much loses!

The Enter the Infinite requires you to put ONE chosen card onto the top of your library. use any of the cards I recommended and it will save you and some even give an additional advantage.

also, i suggest Liliana Vess in case you get an Enter the Infinite after you get her on the field, Liliana's last ability would be the ultimate win-con (along with my suggested Psychic Spiral , plus to do so stalls the other player by discarding as you build up her loyalty points.

And suddenly: Slaughter Games naming Unexpected Results!cue sad trombone sound

This is a funny idea though. Will share it with my friend that likes to try making jank-y decks work lol

See this Deck is a great idea but there's a small problem the only way i see you winning this is if you stack the deck in your favor otherwise its just a slow ass deck in my opinion you should add some mana ramp to that deck to increase its winning efficiency. Its still funny just not standard material.

I know it isn't standard material :P. Not suppose to be competitive.

@Dreno33. Trying to keep this standard ;).

Updates! -3 Worldfire +1 Laboratory Maniac +2 Skarrg Goliath .

I still think Planar Cleansing is better than Worldfire since you'll probably lose with Worldfire, but Planar Cleansing works great with Avacyn, Angel of Hope and Worldspine Wurm . I'll just keep repeating myself until Worldfire is gone. :)

Dont get me wrong, i love this deck, but a simple Tribute to Hunger or Barter in Blood ruins you.