Hippity Hoppity Abolish Private Property

Vintage Artifact Casual Control Four Color Group Hug RGWU

greenspike

Land (31)

• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Breeding Pool SL
• 1x Castle Vantress
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 2x Flooded Grove
• 1x Flooded Grove SL
• 1x Forest
• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 1x Island SL
• 1x Mikokoro, Center of the Sea
• 1x Pendelhaven
• 1x Plateau HP
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Savannah SL
• 1x Steam Vents SL
• 1x Sunpetal Grove MP
• 1x Taiga SL
• 1x Temple Garden MP
• 1x Tranquil Thicket
• 1x Tropical Island SL
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Volcanic Island SL
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Yavimaya Coast SL

Artifact (25)

• 4x Assault Suit
• 1x Behemoth Sledge
• 1x Bloodforged Battle-Axe
• 1x Crown of Doom
• 1x Helm of the Host *f-pre* SL
• 1x Illusionist's Bracers SL
• 1x Lightning Greaves SL
• 1x Mirrorworks
• 1x Prototype Portal
• 2x Scythe of the Wretched
• 1x Scythe of the Wretched
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sigiled Sword of Valeron
• 1x Sigiled Sword of Valeron
• 1x Simic Signet SL
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Thousand-Year Elixir

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Fabricate
• 4x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Shamanic Revelation
• 1x Shamanic Revelation *f-pre*
• 3x Skyshroud Claim

Creature (30)

• 2x Axebane Guardian
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 4x Brass Squire
• 4x Callous Oppressor HP
• 1x Captain Sisay
• 1x Clever Impersonator
• 1x Darksteel Juggernaut
• 1x Edric, Spymaster of Trest
• 1x Isperia, Supreme Judge
• 4x Kiora's Follower
• 1x Murkfiend Liege
• 1x Oracle of Mul Daya SL
• 1x Overgrown Battlement
• 1x Pramikon, Sky Rampart
• 1x Puresteel Paladin SL
• 1x Rubinia Soulsinger
• 1x Stonehewer Giant
• 1x Trinket Mage SL
• 1x Wall of Denial
• 1x Zedruu the Greathearted

Instant (3)

• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 2x Return of the Wildspeaker

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Sideboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Yorion, Sky Nomad

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Companion: Yorion, Sky Nomad

Overview

The goal of the deck is to attach my equipment to my opponents' creatures.

How It Works:

1. Temporarily gain control of enemy creature (Callous Oppressor, Rubinia Soulsinger)
2. Attach equipment (Brass Squire, Stonehewer Giant, Puresteel Paladin or pay mana like a pleb)
3. Give the creature back (untap my theft-creature with Kiora's Follower, Thousand-Year Elixir or Murkfiend Liege)
4. ???????
5. Profit

Funny Shit: Equipment

All equipment "functions" regardless of whether its attached to my stuff or enemy stuff:

• Helm of the Host on an enemy creature....gives ME the tokens.
• Bloodforged Battle-Axe on an enemy creature....gives ME the tokens.
• Sigiled Sword of Valeron on an enemy creature....gives ME the tokens.
• Scythe of the Wretched on an enemy creature....gives ME the graveyard creature.
• Assault Suit is fun af
• Illusionist's Bracers on an enemy non-combat utility-creature is hilarious.

Tutors, Ramp, Fetches:

• Green Sun's Zenith provides reliable early-game ramp. On turn XXX, it finds YYY:

1. Turn 1: Green's Sun finds: Dryad Arbor, or
2. Turn 2: Birds of Paradise
3. Turn 3: Overgrown Battlement
4. Turn 4: Axebane Guardian
5. Turn 5+: Oracle of Mul Daya or Captain Sisay

• Captain Sisay finds: Edric, Spymaster of Trest; Isperia, Supreme Judge; Pramikon, Sky Rampart; Zedruu the Greathearted; Helm of the Host . Mikokoro, Center of the Sea and Pendelhaven are so I don't miss land drops.

• Trinket Mage finds Sol Ring , Sensei's Divining Top , Bloodforged Battle-Axe , or Skullclamp .

• Fabricate usually finds Thousand-Year Elixir or Brass Squire .

• Skyshroud Claim fetches untapped ABUR dual-lands.

• Eladamri's Call finds non-green dudes which Green Sun cannot.....Callous Oppressor Brass Squire or Stonehewer Giant as needed.

Combat Fuckery.

Several cards help convince people to not attack me: Isperia, Supreme Judge, Edric, Spymaster of Trest, Pramikon, Sky Rampart, Crown of Doom, and Wall of Denial, all of which can be tutored-for.

The Metagame

This deck is built with a specific playgroup in mind: 6-8 person games; friends who are usually drunk, stoned, or both; playing freeform no-format 20-life 60-card decks; where boardwipes and counterspells are extremely rare.

Deck Revisions

• v3: "Hippity Hoppity Abolish Private Property" (You are viewing this version)
• v2: "Sticking My Equipment Where It Doesn't Belong..."
• v1: "Passed Around Slut"

v3 Revision History

• All cards now have the correct print-codes + condition-codes (This is a real deck that I really built IRL).
• Added Puresteel Paladin for the metalcraft ability. Worried about the {W}{W} cost though.
• removed Crawlspace, added Darksteel Juggernaut, because DSJ + Assault Suit is funny af.
• removed one Sword of Valeron, added Illusionist's Bracers, (infinite-combo with Kiora's Follower)

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Vintage legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 60 - 1 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	99
Avg. CMC	2.97
Tokens	Copy Clone, Knight 2/2 W w/ Vigilance
Folders	[2] Really weird stuff