Honey Badger Don't Care

Standard MinscAndBoo

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Araganor says... #1

Why is that card even a thing....

Then again, I guess Sedge Scorpion was getting a little OP.

January 28, 2014 8:10 p.m.

AussieBloke says... #2

Best deck I've seen in a long time. That video was a bit to weird though. That voice... Ugh... Anyway I'm sure that this little badger will see play in pro tour decks.

January 29, 2014 7:01 p.m.

failurechild88 says... #3

The longer I look at this deck the less I laugh and the more it makes sense to me. My meta is full of removal but having creatures that come out on turn one, then turn two get bloodrushed and attack before your opponent can populate their board will net you at least 4 damage. Sure it will get Devour Flesh ed, but by then it has already served its purpose. Not to mention the bloodrushers can be played as creatures to be viable win cons for the midgame. I'll be lame and suggest Domri Rade . +1 for red green weenies.

January 29, 2014 9:46 p.m.

Nigrescence says... #4

Reminds me of a classic deck that I had where I would have creatures and then give them steroids in the form of Giant Growth and Monstrous Growth and Wild Might and Sylvan Might . I'd use Lone Wolf to get through no matter what, and some other cheap one drops. It was ferocious, and it was fun.

January 30, 2014 9:05 a.m.

-Logician says... #5

I'm going to collect foil Charging Badger . He's the funniest card in BNG, with Eye Gouge as a close second.

January 30, 2014 9:57 a.m.

WizardWoody says... #6

4x wasteland viper instead of spire tracer, maybe legion loyalist it gives ur creatures first strike and trample and keeps tokens from blocking them, and madcap skills

January 30, 2014 12:50 p.m.

Frampypants says... #7

January 30, 2014 4:07 p.m.

MinscAndBoo says... #8

You guys are right about Madcap Skills being essential.

But Spire Tracer is actually quite good here. Unlike Wasteland Viper and Burning-Tree Emissary , he evades.

January 30, 2014 4:21 p.m.

nighthawk101 says... #9

Really cool! You could try Burst of Strength , I don't know.

January 30, 2014 7:31 p.m.

jmac097 says... #10

This made me laugh so hard! And the deck is actually really solid... my only suggestion is that there are better alternatives for Gladecover Scout . True, the hexproof is useful, but most of your pump spells are only until end of turn... just an opinion. I agree with the others that Wasteland Viper is a better option because it bloodrushes too. If you want instant pump outside of Giant Growth , try Titan's Strength . +1

January 30, 2014 8:54 p.m.

Araganor says... #11

Got a question for you MinscAndBoo. How do you play this? Do you bloodrush whenever you can, or do you prefer to stack it all into one mega shot? Just wondering what your thoughts were.

January 30, 2014 9:03 p.m.

ldvatwa says... #12

Forget my 300 Gruul Monsters deck, I'm all aboard the Badger train! I can make use of the 26 Charging Badger 's I preordered from tcgplayer. +1 for badger.

January 30, 2014 9:07 p.m.

MinscAndBoo says... #13

Araganor you just ATTACK with HONEY BADGER! BLOOD RUUUSHHH! Honey Badger don't give a ****! Sure, it's nice to stack up a big Armed / Dangerous double-striking blood rush honey badger for 20 damammaagage aaaahhhhh!!!

January 30, 2014 10:08 p.m.

AussieBloke says... #14

Turn 1, forest, Charging Badger , turn 2, mountain, Madcap Skills , swing for 4, turn three, forest, Armed on the badger (5/2), Giant Growth (8/5), swing for 16. Honey, Badger don't lose.

January 30, 2014 11:26 p.m.

Araganor says... #15

Sorry I asked...

January 31, 2014 1:18 a.m.

MrWorldwide says... #16

Nice deck! Interesting fact is that i played versus this deck at Cockatrice. Is your nickname Fermion there? I played this Dimir Deck, if that was you:



January 31, 2014 11:40 a.m.

MinscAndBoo says... #17

That weren't me, somebody must have tried the Badgers on for size!

January 31, 2014 11:43 a.m.

MrWorldwide says... #18

Yes, they did. And they managed a Turn 4 win! +1 from me on this deck.

January 31, 2014 11:49 a.m.

Tiamatria says... #19

This is fucking hilarious.

January 31, 2014 7:28 p.m.

w4rped says... #20

this doesn't work for standard does it? I thought they made the minimum card count 60 now?

February 2, 2014 12:04 a.m.

w4rped says... #21

disregard my comment... for some reason i counted less... very tired... 2 straight days of prerelease tournys this weekend....

February 2, 2014 12:05 a.m.

MrWorldwide says... #22

Serious Question: What do you kick out when sideboarding?

February 2, 2014 6:38 a.m.

karishim says... #23

What about Hero of Leina Tower instead of Gladecover Scout and put Gladecover Scout in the sideboard

February 2, 2014 10:33 a.m.

Play tested this against my Might as well use them ... and it played relatively well. The biggest issue with this deck that i found is mana screw. I know that the mana curve is very low and you would think 20 land enough but it seemed that i got screwed more times than not. I also found that between the Stomping Ground and Temple of Abandon that it made first turn drops painful or not possible at times. Need to fix the mana base.

February 2, 2014 11:07 a.m.

+1 for the laughs and HONEY BADGER! After that moment, I actually processed the deck...I really like this and this isn't my style deck at all. You know, pretty sure I have all the cards except Charging Badger so I'll be ordering a set of those and giving this deck a try!

February 3, 2014 4:20 p.m.

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