Are you an evil, sadistic person who takes pleasure in making others suffer? So am I! Today I'm going to show you a deck that's almost guaranteed to make your friends and people at your local game store rage!!!
Note: If your not a fan of vintage, all you need to substitute for is Crucible of Worlds and Strip Mine. I would recommend replacing Crucible of Worlds with basic lands, and Strip Mine with a land-fetching creature, like Dawntreader Elk or Farhaven Elf
How it works:
What category of cards will no deck work without? That's right: Lands. This deck works by destroying all of you opponents lands and making sure they can't do a single thing, while you poke them to death with 1/1's, or 2/2's, or smash them with a Primordial Hydra. Intrigued? Heres the basic strategy that makes this deck tick.
Basic Strategy:
Early Game:
Use Birds of Paradise and Sakura-Tribe Elder to speed up your mana production, so you can play your Stone Rains and Multen Rains Early on. Try to make sure that your opponent never gets enough lands on the battlefield to play any cards
Mid Game:
Keep on destroying their lands! If you can get Crucible of Worlds and Strip Mine out, you can destroy one of your opponents lands for free each turn. That means that even if they get a land out every turn, their land count will never go up! If they do happen to get cards, out, just destroy them with Naturalize, or Magma Jet depending on what type of card they are. Basically just bleed them dry of all of their resources while you poke them with your creatures.
Late Game:
Use Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker to make tokens of your land-fetching creatures to fetch for even more lands. For example: You can make copies of your Solemn Simulacrum each turn to play an additional tapped land every turn. If you draw a Primordial Hydra, get it out! It should be a game winner, since your opponent shouldn't have very many cards on the battlefield.
