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How To Be A Dick For Under $15

Frontier* Aggro Budget Control Mono-Blue Tempo

Angry_Potatoes


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Extreme budget asshole tempo evasion deck, designed to annoy opponents and lose friends. I refer you to the flavor text of Void Snare .

All the creatures in this deck have evasion bar Chasm Skulker to ensure they deliver slow but steady damage while triggering Bident of Thassa and Military Intelligence. Chasm Skulker provides a huge amount of pressure as time goes on, and can become very scary very quickly with Military Intelligence and Bident of Thassa backing him up.

The rest of the deck is nothing but obnoxious bouncing, freezing and countering, basically fucking up my opponent's tempo until I can get out a couple evasive creatures and set up Military Intelligence and/or Bident of Thassa. When that happens, I can then easily proceed to deal a steady stream of damage while drawing a steady stream if cards....which, again, is mostly disruption, so I can provide a steady stream of middle fingers to whatever creatures my opponent tries to keep on the board.

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We got a few new options; Faerie Miscreant, Disperse (again) and, perhaps most interestingly, Send to Sleep. Whatcha think?

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  • Achieved #1 position overall 9 years ago
Date added 10 years
Last updated 7 years
Legality

This deck is not Frontier legal.

Rarity (main - side)

13 - 0 Rares

11 - 0 Uncommons

19 - 0 Commons

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 2.05
Tokens Morph 2/2 C, Squid 1/1 U
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