How To Be A Dick For Under $15

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zookyzook says... #1

First thing that pops out at me is the lands. You need more than 20 lands to play evasive/tempo/control.Otherwise, the synergies are very well thought out and very cool.

March 19, 2015 12:38 p.m.

Jack90 says... #2

Hey dude, i love your cheap-dick deck. Budget decks FTW! :)

With the new DTK expansion to come out in the near future i think u will love Palace Familiar. Elusive, cheap, easy drop and you draw when he dies. It seems ideal for your strategy.

March 20, 2015 4:34 a.m.

cplvela0811 says... #3

First off I like it. + 1. Second, for budget and a sneaky evil dick move, i present to you... Polymorphist's Jest. Up your alley?

April 10, 2015 2:48 p.m.

------ says... #4

Amazing deck!You should consider adding the Sidisi's Faithful + Palace Familiar combo. It's really strong for what it does. Turn 2 owl, turn 3 attack, then exploit, bounce and draw.

April 11, 2015 12:43 a.m.

EmperorWalrus says... #5

Um, its 30 dollars now. Not 15. Still a good deck, however, and its super fun to tell your opponents to go fuck themselves. Yeah.

April 13, 2015 3:56 p.m.

mogee says... #6

I love this deck btw. Was thinking that it might be fun to run Tormod's Crypt in the side to irritate those playing delving decks. Also, Ojutai's Breath might be fun since it has rebound.

April 14, 2015 1:01 p.m.

Xunolix says... #7

I'm just getting back into Magic, so I'm not sure at all if this is a good idea for the deck, but what about Profaner of the Dead? It seems like exploiting itself might be useful

April 14, 2015 7:03 p.m.

ojmandias says... #8

Profaner of the Dead is a good combo with a Chasm Skulker that is too big. But other than that, I don't think its worth because there not that many creatures that are big.

April 14, 2015 7:44 p.m.

qazqaz3 says... #9

fun competitive standard deck for under $40! is my take on this deck! Check it out!

April 19, 2015 11:20 p.m.

qazqaz3 says... #10

also run Treasure Cruise to draw lots of cards for cheap

April 19, 2015 11:25 p.m.

qazqaz3 says... #11

April 20, 2015 9:49 p.m.

greenbannas says... #12

I know that your trying to keep this deck budget but Master of Waves has gone down in price quite a bit and is a very powerfull additon to this deck. I would suggest at least two.

April 22, 2015 9:55 p.m.

Rudmed says... #13

I have a question why not use Mirror Mockery to help you trigger Military Intelligence? I think it might help you get a bit more draw as swinging one creature is attacking with two! :3

April 24, 2015 12:22 a.m.

Rudmed: Mirror Mockery won't trigger Military Intelligence since the copy is NOT attacking

April 24, 2015 1:44 a.m.

Rudmed says... #15

magnetcrocodile: Wait..it isn't...oh I thought because it was a copy of that card then it was attacking too. Welp..nevermind it is really situation then (like Exploit or bust)

April 24, 2015 1:52 a.m.

Ninjadude51 says... #16

qazqaz3, Treasure Cruise is not that great here because where not planning on filling up our graveyard.

April 29, 2015 9:45 p.m.

qazqaz3 says... #17

nvm this deck is really good! but i reccomend playing Reality Shift in place of Crippling Chill

May 9, 2015 2:03 a.m.

http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/07-05-15-bullshi/, hey man I'm working on a similar build, and if you could check it out, id appreciate it

May 11, 2015 6:58 a.m.

I figured I'd take my own spin on the deck where personally I can get most of the cards for $12. It's currently listed at about 32 bucks, but I'm wondering how I may be able to improve it, or see an alternate idea.

It's this deck, if you're interested, or would like to know about some of my substitutions and such. Kudos on the cool deck design, by the way!

June 10, 2015 5:52 p.m.

So awesome. I tested it and I was being a troll.

June 12, 2015 11 a.m.

RabidDragon says... #21

I used this deck while with my (mostly) casual playgroup. Hilariously brutal. Thank you for making this.

June 22, 2015 5:44 p.m.

FearTheSwan says... #22

I love the deck list! My only Question is why 2 Curse of swine and not just 4 AEtherspouts? I'm Just curious.

June 26, 2015 4:11 p.m.

Curse permanently deals with assholes like Siege Rhino and other etb effects

June 26, 2015 5:03 p.m.

FearTheSwan says... #24

Ahh Good point. Also since this deck is such a dick you should replace all the islands with the Theros penis islands(236/249) Just for flavor haha.

June 26, 2015 5:17 p.m.

I'm going to build this now. Thank you. +1

June 30, 2015 2:53 p.m.

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