How to lose your friends in 5 easy steps

Modern

Alan_Tae

Creature (16)

• 4x Birds of Paradise
• 4x Phyrexian Obliterator
• 4x Tarmogoyf
• 2x Tasigur, the Golden Fang
• 2x Vampire Nighthawk

Planeswalker (3)

• 3x Liliana of the Veil

Land (20)

• 2x Forest
• 4x Llanowar Wastes
• 4x Overgrown Tomb
• 2x Swamp
• 4x Verdant Catacombs
• 4x Woodland Cemetery

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Lure

Artifact (1)

• 1x Lashwrithe

Instant (8)

• 4x Abrupt Decay
• 4x Beast Within

Sorcery (11)

• 2x Deadly Allure
• 2x Inquisition of Kozilek
• 4x Prey Upon
• 3x Roar of Challenge

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Step 1 - Sell your friends kidneys and apartments in order to buy set of tarmagoyfs, obliterators and some manabase for your new deck. Go outside and find a magic player. Than play forest and bird of paradise. Step 2 - Forest - bird of paradise. Beware of mass removals and counter spells. Do not afraid of pte. It is OK for now. Step 3 - play obliterator and a land. Step 4 - Wait until your friend will play a creature. Play prey upon next turn. Step 5 - Don't loose yourself in evil laughing. Stay calm. Say something like "It was nice to play with you"and gather your cards. Ask do they want to play one more time. Try not to be beaten.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 27 - 0 Rares 14 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.48
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B