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Commander / EDH Pillow Fort

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Creature (25)

• 1x Agent of Masks
• 1x Athreos, God of Passage
• 1x Ayli, Eternal Pilgrim
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Defiant Bloodlord
• 1x Divinity of Pride
• 1x Felidar Sovereign
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Karlov of the Ghost Council
• 1x Ob Nixilis, Unshackled
• 1x Pontiff of Blight
• 1x Rhox Faithmender
• 1x Sangromancer
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Soul Warden
• 1x Soul's Attendant
• 1x Spelltithe Enforcer
• 1x Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts
• 1x Thalia, Heretic Cathar
• 1x Treasury Thrull
• 1x Tree of Perdition
• 1x Vizkopa Guildmage
• 1x Windborn Muse

Instant (6)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Beacon of Immortality
• 1x Hero's Downfall
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Utter End

Enchantment (15)

• 1x Angelic Accord
• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Greed
• 1x Painful Quandary
• 1x Palace Siege
• 1x Sanguine Bond
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x Tainted Remedy
• 1x Test of Endurance
• 1x Triskaidekaphobia
• 1x Wound Reflection

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Dark Petition
• 1x Day of Judgment
• 1x Debt to the Deathless
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Fumigate
• 1x In Garruk's Wake
• 1x Increasing Ambition
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Obzedat's Aid

Commander (1)

Artifact (9)

• 1x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Pristine Talisman
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots

Land (35)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 12x Plains
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 17x Swamp
• 1x Temple of the False God

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Enchantment (4)

• 1x Boon Reflection
• 1x Celestial Mantle
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Polluted Bonds

Instant (1)

• 1x War Report

Creature (3)

• 1x Minion of the Wastes
• 1x Nirkana Revenant
• 1x Serra Avatar

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Plague of Vermin

Artifact (3)

• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams
• 1x Whip of Erebos

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You can hate me all you want, I'm just gonna keep gaining life XD. I am always open to suggestions and remember, 1 upvote a day keeps the doctor away!

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 37 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.94
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Spirit 1/1 WB