Hurt Me Plenty

Commander / EDH Angels Competitive Elves GW (Selesnya) Pillow Fort Ramp

Sizzlewump

Creature (27)

• 1x Angel of Jubilation
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Avacyn's Pilgrim
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Devout Chaplain
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Elvish Harbinger
• 1x Elvish Piper
• 1x Forgotten Ancient
• 1x Gaddock Teeg
• 1x Glissa Sunseeker
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Iona, Shield of Emeria
• 1x Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker
• 1x Nullmage Shepherd
• 1x Oracle of Mul Daya
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Priest of Titania
• 1x Quirion Elves
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Seeker of Skybreak
• 1x Sigarda, Host of Herons
• 1x Skyshroud Ranger
• 1x Somberwald Sage
• 1x Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger
• 1x Weathered Wayfarer
• 1x Yosei, the Morning Star

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Garruk Wildspeaker

Land (38)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Boseiju, Who Shelters All
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Deserted Temple
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 7x Forest
• 1x Gaea's Cradle
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Homeward Path
• 1x Island of Wak-Wak
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 7x Plains
• 1x Razorverge Thicket
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Sungrass Prairie
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Temple of Plenty
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Vesuva
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Bastion

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Aura Shards
• 1x Burgeoning
• 1x Instill Energy
• 1x Privileged Position
• 1x Worship

Artifact (20)

• 1x Armillary Sphere
• 1x Bow of Nylea
• 1x Crucible of Worlds
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Helm of Kaldra
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Loxodon Warhammer
• 1x Magewright's Stone
• 1x Mox Diamond
• 1x Nevinyrral's Disk
• 1x Shield of Kaldra
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spear of Heliod
• 1x Spellbook
• 1x Sword of Kaldra
• 1x Thousand-Year Elixir
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak
• 1x Worldslayer

Instant (3)

• 1x Gerrard's Command
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Return to Dust

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Akroma's Vengeance
• 1x Armageddon
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x Iona's Judgment
• 1x Safewright Quest

Commander (1)

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Hurt Me Plenty is the 41st Commander deck in my collection of original custom decks. If you're looking for an elitist Commander deck, look no further. Tutoring legends and legendary permanents (cards) is no joke and Captain Sisay knows how to get it done. I recently brought this deck to my local league and I believe the response was seething animosity. Let's just say the game ended with me winning at -1 life and all 3 others scooping. So how do you accomplish all this in Hurt Me Plenty? Enter the destroyer of worlds: Platinum Angel + Shield of Kaldra + Worldslayer. Short of exiling/countering your combo pieces, it's a win-win situation.

The deck features many win conditions and let's you tutor for answers to most of your problems. Aura Shards, Glissa Sunseeker , and Nullmage Shepherd let you control the board until things get rolling. Once you have enough mana, go and get Avacyn, Angel of Hope, Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger, or any other of the 800 lb gorillas in the deck. Try playtesting Hurt Me Plenty. You won't be disappointed. Feel free to rate and comment below!

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 0 Mythic Rares 45 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.32
Tokens	4/4 C Token Legendary Creature Avatar, Beast 3/3 G
Folders	Favorites