I am bad and that is good- Battle of Wits Villain

Casual

JoeysRattata

All Must Die (10)

• 4x Blasphemous Act
• 4x Day of Judgment
• 2x Wrath of God

Big And Scary (6)

• 2x Pathrazer of Ulamog
• 4x Phyrexian Rebirth

Die (12)

• 4x Doom Blade
• 4x Hero's Downfall
• 4x Murder

Fixing (10)

• 1x Abzan Banner
• 2x Jeskai Banner
• 3x Mardu Banner
• 3x Sultai Banner
• 1x Temur Banner

Helplessness (16)

• 4x Creeping Dread
• 4x Fate Unraveler
• 4x Oppression
• 4x Syphon Mind

Mana (80)

• 4x Arcane Sanctum
• 3x Azorius Guildgate
• 1x Boros Guildgate
• 2x Crumbling Necropolis
• 4x Dimir Guildgate
• 4x Evolving Wilds
• 3x Forest
• 2x Golgari Guildgate
• 1x Gruul Guildgate
• 6x Island
• 2x Izzet Guildgate
• 1x Mountain
• 2x Mystic Monastery
• 2x Nomad Outpost
• 2x Opulent Palace
• 3x Orzhov Guildgate
• 4x Plains
• 2x Rakdos Guildgate
• 4x Reliquary Tower
• 4x Riftstone Portal
• 2x Sandsteppe Citadel
• 2x Seaside Citadel
• 2x Selesnya Guildgate
• 3x Shrine of the Forsaken Gods
• 2x Simic Guildgate
• 6x Swamp
• 3x Temple of the False God
• 4x Thought Vessel

Mind Control (18)

• 2x Act of Treason
• 2x Blatant Thievery
• 4x Dulcet Sirens
• 2x Mindslaver
• 4x Talent of the Telepath
• 4x Villainous Wealth

Never Gonna Die (22)

• 2x Fortune Thief
• 4x Gatecreeper Vine
• 4x Hornet Nest
• 4x Syphon Soul
• 4x Wall of Denial
• 4x Wall of Frost

Plans (34)

• 2x Daretti, Scrap Savant
• 4x Deal Broker
• 2x Harvester of Souls
• 4x Merfolk Looter
• 4x Monastery Siege
• 2x Ponder
• 4x Preordain
• 4x Read the Bones
• 4x Rhystic Study
• 4x Sign in Blood

Tricks (20)

• 4x Ambush Viper
• 4x Deflecting Palm
• 4x Divert
• 4x Stratus Dancer
• 4x Willbender

Tropes (4)

• 4x Fleecemane Lion

Win Con (18)

• 4x Battle of Wits
• 4x Door to Nothingness
• 4x Elixir of Immortality
• 4x Infernal Tribute
• 2x Quest for Ancient Secrets

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Other (30)

• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 2x Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver
• 1x Blue Sun's Zenith
• 1x Bringer of the Blue Dawn
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Future Sight
• 2x Garruk, Apex Predator
• 1x Gitaxian Probe
• 1x Harvester of Souls
• 1x Indulgent Tormentor
• 1x Lantern of Insight
• 2x Memnarch
• 2x Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker
• 2x Olivia Voldaren
• 1x Painful Quandary
• 4x Phyrexian Unlife
• 4x Progenitus
• 1x Rix Maadi, Dungeon Palace
• 1x Stroke of Genius

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This is a dumb deck that I think would be pretty fun in casual play.

Cackle as you sit upon your fortress, building your death gun Door to Nothingness. Be prepared for anything! You never know what the so called "heroes" will try to throw at you! THROW IT RIGHT BACK! Willbender, Deflecting Palm, Divert.

Nothing stops those pesky intruders better than having a few barriers of 70ft walls. Wall of Denial, Wall of Frost

Just by showing up with this cardboard arsenal you offer yourself as the greatest enemy at the table and people will be trying to kill you. You will be staving them off in brutal ways, defying death itself as you try to overcome your attackers in a true Battle of Wits.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 89 - 0 Rares 63 - 0 Uncommons 76 - 0 Commons
Cards	250
Avg. CMC	3.25
Tokens	Emblem Daretti, Scrap Savant, Insect 1/1 G w/ Flying, Deathtouch, Morph 2/2 C, Phyrexian Horror X/X C