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I AM HUMAN. I INTERACT WITH THEM WITH THE MAGICS.

Standard* Affinity Aggro Artifact UB (Dimir)

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I AM TOTALLY HUMAN. DECK NAME (I AM HUMAN. I INTERACT WITH THEM WITH THE MAGICS) IS A (STANDARD DECK) THAT WILL PLAY (ROBOTS) TO (DRAIN OPPONENT TO 0 LIFE). HERE ARE THE CHOICES I MADE FOR EACH CARD THAT IS TOTALLY NOT HUMAN.

4x Walking Ballista: POKEY NON HUMAN THAT IS ESSENTIAL WITH Metallic Mimic THAT IS FREE AND CAN POKE

3x Hope of Ghirapur: FLYING NON HUMAN THAT AIMS TO MAKE THE HUMANS PLAYING A DECK CALLED (CONTROL) INTO ROBOT SCRAPS

4X Metallic Mimic: TOTALLY COULD BE HUMAN NON HUMAN THAT CAN CONSTRUCT WITH THE OTHER CONSTRUCT.

4x Glint-Nest Crane: NOT ROBOT BUT HELPS THE HUMANS ROBOTS WITH CONSTRUCTING MORE ROBOTS.

2x Key to the City: ALLOWS THE ROBOT MASTER RACE TO DISSASEMBLE MY TOTALLY NOT ROBOT OPPONENT

4x Scrapheap Scrounger: TOTALLY NOT HUMAN THAT DISSASEMBLES MY OPPONENT FASTER THAN THE OTHER NOT HUMANS CAN. IT IS ALSO TOTALLY A ZOMBIE ROBOT.

4x Scrap Trawler NON HUMAN THAT CAN RETURN MORE NON HUMANS AND RECYCLE THEM SO THEY CAN FINISH MY NON ROBOT OPPONENT

4x Foundry Inspector ROBOT THAT HELPS TO ASSEMBLE THE OTHER NON HUMANS TO DISSASEMBLE THE NON ROBOT.

4x Chief of the Foundry ROBOT THAT ROBOTS WITH THE ROBOTS SO THE ROBOTS DISSEMBLE THE HUMAN FASTER

3x Fatal Push ROBOT SPARTA KICKING HUMAN INFIDEL INTO OBLIVION

4x Spatial Contortion HOW THE HUMAN INFIDELS WILL LOOK AFTER THE GAME OF MAGICALS: THE GATHERING

AS A HUMAN, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY TECHNICAL DECK. IF YOU HAPPEN TO APPRECIATE IT LIKE THE HUMAN BRETHREN YOU DO, UPVOTE THE CLICKY BUTTON IN THE TOP LEFT. AND, AS ALWAYS

HAVE FUN, AND HAPPY DISSEMBLING OF THE HUMANS!

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Another 3-1 FNM — Jan. 28, 2017
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Did pretty well again at FNM, pulling of a 3-1 record and placing 2nd for the 2nd time in a row. Here are a breakdown of the games

Round 1: RW Equipment 2-0: Nothing much to say here, was able to kill of his creatures fast enough to plow a lane for my robots

Round 2: Esper Control 2-0: Pretty easy match in my books, was able to kill on turns 5 & 7 both games. Hope of Ghirapur was definitely an MVP in that matchup.

Round 3: RB Vamps 2-0: Was able to hold on after extremely fast starts from the vampires side, able to win after being at 1 life and 7 life facing lethal.

Round 4: UW Spirits 0-2: A really bad matchup for me, wasn't able to keep anything on the board for a prolonged period of time.

FNM - 3-1 — Jan. 21, 2017
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Date added 7 years
Last updated 7 years
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This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)

0 - 4 Mythic Rares

31 - 7 Rares

17 - 0 Uncommons

4 - 0 Commons
Cards 60
Avg. CMC 2.02
Tokens Emblem Tezzeret the Schemer, Etherium Cell
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