I am Jack's colon.

Commander / EDH Counters Group Slug GW (Selesnya) Lifelink

Podrick

Land Base (37)

• 1x Bretagard Stronghold
• 1x Brushland
• 1x Canopy Vista
• 1x Elfhame Palace
• 12x Forest
• 1x Gavony Township
• 1x Graypelt Refuge
• 1x Horizon Canopy
• 1x Ondu Inversion  ^Flip
• 1x Overgrown Farmland
• 9x Plains
• 1x Scattered Groves
• 1x Sejiri Shelter  ^Flip
• 1x Selesnya Guildgate
• 1x Sungrass Prairie
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 1x Temple of Plenty
• 1x Witch's Clinic

Target Removal (10)

• 1x Aerial Extortionist
• 1x Drop of Honey
• 1x Hunter's Edge
• 1x Intrepid Hero
• 1x Nature's Claim
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Porphyry Nodes
• 1x Qasali Pridemage
• 1x Sheltered by Ghosts
• 1x Steelbane Hydra

Ramp (9)

• 1x Basking Broodscale
• 1x Gyre Sage
• 1x Incubation Druid
• 1x Rishkar, Peema Renegade
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Tempt with Discovery
• 1x Traverse the Outlands
• 1x Verdant Mastery
• 1x Wild Growth

Fight it out amongst yourselves (16)

• 1x Arwen, Mortal Queen
• 1x Champion of Lambholt
• 1x Dawn Charm
• 1x Duelist's Heritage
• 1x Evolutionary Escalation
• 1x Flaming Fist
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Immortal Obligation
• 1x Island Sanctuary
• 1x Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist
• 1x Nils, Discipline Enforcer
• 1x Privileged Position
• 1x Promise of Loyalty
• 1x Redemption Arc
• 1x Trostani, Three Whispers
• 1x Tyrant Guard

Card Advantage (12)

• 1x Colossal Majesty
• 1x Cut a Deal
• 1x Dusk Legion Duelist
• 1x Fight Rigging
• 1x Gluntch, the Bestower
• 1x Inspiring Call
• 1x Kutzil, Malamet Exemplar
• 1x Seasoned Dungeoneer
• 1x Secret Rendezvous
• 1x Selvala, Explorer Returned
• 1x Sergeant John Benton
• 1x Your Temple is Under Attack

LifeGain (3)

• 1x Envoy of the Ancestors
• 1x Ghalta and Mavren
• 1x Selfless Samurai

Commanders (2)

Counter Matter (9)

• 1x Abzan Battle Priest
• 1x Abzan Falconer
• 1x Ainok Bond-Kin
• 1x Conclave Mentor
• 1x Innkeeper's Talent
• 1x Invigorating Surge
• 1x Scurry of Squirrels
• 1x Sigardian Paladin
• 1x Sovereign Okinec Ahau

Wipes (2)

• 1x Damning Verdict
• 1x End Hostilities

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Sideboard

LifeGain (3)

• 1x Ajani Steadfast
• 1x Behemoth Sledge
• 1x Gala Greeters

Target Removal (1)

• 1x Contraband Livestock

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This is one half of my modular Fight Club decks, flip a coin and play either The Narrator or Tyler Durden. Wilson, Refined Grizzly is the split personality bear commanding both decks.

In this instance Wilson, Refined Grizzly is the Edward Norton Narrator, a socially isolated bear who doesn't know how to connect with others. This a False Hug / Group Slug deck with Noble Heritage as the background. It'll keep your board combat ready but also pump-up others while Wilson watches from the sidelines. If anyone doesn't take the Noble Heritage bait and starts hitting you, take it on the chin and don't block with Wilson, we need him for the Heritage triggers. To balance out these punches to the face I've included a little Lifegain package.

"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."

Wilson is Tyler Durden in the sister deck: I get cancer, I kill Jack..

Date added	10 months
Last updated	2 weeks
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 1 Mythic Rares 43 - 1 Rares 23 - 2 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.00
Tokens	Boar 2/2 G, Copy Clone, Dinosaur X/X G, Dungeon: Undercity, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Emblem Ajani Steadfast, Goat 0/1 W, Ox, Skeleton 4/1 B, The Initiative, Treasure, Vampire 1/1 W