With a Storm Crow this list would win all the games.

Storm Crow is too good.... our opponents would just scoop if they saw it in our hand.

I would just put wastes in there and drop the artifacts to lower the cost but still not let you pay mana costs. This deck made me laugh for a solid minute, keep it up XD

DarksteelBadger: Don't say it too loud. The last one who wouldn't wanna play storm crow got cawt by its terrible claws ;)

what about memnite? I know it ruins the 0 power scheme (though hatchery does too, technically) but it gives you 4 more targets for slaughter pact

But, why?

That mana curve tho...

I for one just can't understand how Storm Crow can be kept in the maybeboard.

I wanna see this win a GP.

MIND BLOWN

Them: Exile 4 Simian Spirit Guides, Desperate Ritual, Desperate Ritual, Manamorphose, perfect draw into a Combustible Gearhulk milling Artisan of Kozilek, Mountain and Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, putting you at one. Me: Eot Intervention Pact, naming my cat. +1

Where's the storm crow PLAYSET!!! That would take this from tier -14 to tier -93738402714710482803 exactly (based on my thorough research)

Turn one swamp into Spoils of the Vault for something not in the opponent's deck still beats this.

I agree with stendika this deck is to slow and needs Serum Powder to stay consistent. And Storm Crow is optional since Seacoast Drake is strictly better :D.But you definitely need a playset. Besides when you really think about it that card is better then Jace, the Mind Sculptor.

Seacoast Drake is life........

I love how this is still a $400 deck.

So is the goal of this masterpiece to lose?

Tibalt, the Fiend-Blooded for sideboard.

If you are a combo player, then you might want to consider adding the following cards:

• Leyline of Anticipation allows you to flash in your spells.
• Free Mana Accelerators, such as Mox Opal, Lotus Petal, Simian Spirit Guide, etc.
• Immortal Coil (cannot be used alongside Lotus Petal or Balustrade Spy and any one mana draw spell.

Theoretically, this would allow you to lose the game on the very first upkeep, regardless of who starts.

This is a great deck. The people in my playgroup always get into big arguments about who can lose faster, and this might give me the edge. Especially Darksteel Relic, which doesnt do anything. Im putting that into my competitive Dwynen, Gilt-Leaf Daen deck.

i like this so much im considering making it

I think Serum Powder can even further increase the percentage a little bit.

Well, that was $130 well spent.

Oh man this is awesome. That mana curve though...

One major problem I see here is that this deck can win.