I got 99 Forests but a...Gardener ain't one?

Commander / EDH turnbuckle

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goold99 says... #1

How about having 1 Wolfbriar Elemental and Rampaging Baloths and why not add 1 Parallel Lives for the tokens! and then you can add Awakening Zone and Mycoloth for fun.

June 2, 2013 2:22 a.m.

Deetoz says... #2

Because then the pun is dead. At that point, why not just make it a mono green deck?....

June 2, 2013 2:34 a.m.

Agreed Deetoz. The idea is its a gimmick deck. All changes suggested should probs stick with the pun. Eg Lost in the Woods

Ive got 98 forests and im lost in the woods

Like it was stated above. Or the suggestion of the two nonbasics as: ive got 99 lands but a gardner aint one

And i do apologize greatmelenko but I also have a land based deck called RAWR! MAN LANDS! that I was hoping to get second opinions on.

June 2, 2013 3:57 a.m.

Justa_Winmill says... #4

Lol. So sad that it works. As long as the opponent can't do 40 damage by turn five, you're guaranteed to win. Sigh... +1

June 4, 2013 3:52 p.m.

Pithing Needle says hi

June 5, 2013 8:29 a.m.

Dreno33 says... #6

Rings of Brighthearth because its funny

June 5, 2013 12:10 p.m.

psychoza says... #7

In that case Dreno33, Illusionist's Bracers :).

June 5, 2013 12:27 p.m.

lukebeast887 says... #8

+1, that's all

June 5, 2013 3:17 p.m.

XD at the needle. You just would have to hope that someone plays an artifact wrath fast so you can dump some 17 17 elementals down when it happens.

June 5, 2013 3:51 p.m.

Kirixis says... #10

Glass cannon as fuck.

June 6, 2013 4:07 a.m.

Monoxidechild says... #11

That's the point. It's going to either win, or not, either way its going to be funny to watch.

June 6, 2013 4:10 a.m.

turn 9 win everytime wow nice

June 7, 2013 6:33 p.m.

mcpilz says... #13

D amn it! just playtested it, had to muligan to 3 :(

June 24, 2013 5:09 a.m.

Sigh... Its an edh deck. The one card that isnt a land goes in your general zone. You can play him from there at anytime. Ignore the card budoka gardner in your playtesting.

June 24, 2013 5:55 a.m.

mcpilz says... #15

I was just joking lol!! xDDI play commander myself :P

June 24, 2013 6:03 a.m.

Ah right... Woops lol.

June 26, 2013 5:56 a.m.

I made a deck like this once, only replaced Gardener with Bobo (Borborygmos Enraged )

June 29, 2013 7:19 p.m.

larsenp says... #18

I just thought of something funny, what if someone made a deck with 99 plains and Linvala, Keeper of Silence as their general?

July 1, 2013 8:55 a.m.

Im confused... What is so significant about having Linvala, Keeper of Silence as a general and 99 Plains ?

July 2, 2013 2:54 a.m.

Ariator says... #20

and i cast 1 shock and your pack go to shits

July 2, 2013 7:57 a.m.

larsenp says... #21

@ Retard_O_Doom98 It was a joke since her ability would stop this deck's general if I were to make a deck with only 99 plains, same deck strat just would be called "99 problems all from 1 Betch"

July 2, 2013 11:22 p.m.

Arkenzie says... #22

@ mr_mcmanic_man You're missing the keyword in Primal Surge , May. You can stop the process at any time preventing millout.

August 18, 2013 1:01 a.m.

holey crap I have all the cards for this deack cool

August 26, 2013 6:07 p.m.

evilclown5609 says... #24

i hate to mess with the name but you should probably haveHowl of the Night Pack Boundless Realms Into the Wilds Sporemound Explosive Vegetation Rampant Growth

September 8, 2013 3:03 a.m.

yamicannon says... #25

Awesome Deck idea definitely has holes but thats not the point the point is theme and OMG amazing true black decks will slow you down ALOT white decks can lock you down blue can stall you red can continuously burn you but all in all Awesome deck definitely non competitive but it does the job and to all trying to fix it just stop its not meant to be fixed... +1

November 22, 2013 1:20 a.m.

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