I Got 99 Lands and Child Ain't One

Commander / EDH* Casual Five Color Jank Land Destruction

ThoAlmighty

Utility (27)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Desolate Lighthouse
• 1x Drownyard Temple
• 1x Dunes of the Dead
• 1x Flagstones of Trokair
• 1x Gavony Township
• 1x Gods' Eye, Gate to the Reikai
• 1x Grim Backwoods
• 1x Haunted Fengraf
• 1x High Market
• 1x Magosi, the Waterveil
• 1x Memorial to Folly
• 1x Petrified Field
• 1x Profane Procession  ^Flip
• 1x Rath's Edge
• 1x Rishadan Port
• 1x Rix Maadi, Dungeon Palace
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Scavenger Grounds
• 1x Springjack Pasture
• 1x Thespian's Stage
• 1x Throne of the High City
• 1x Tolaria West
• 1x Tomb of the Spirit Dragon
• 1x Treasure Map  ^Flip
• 1x Vault of the Archangel

Defense (8)

• 1x Desert
• 1x Khalni Garden
• 1x Kher Keep
• 1x Kor Haven
• 1x Mystifying Maze
• 1x Prahv, Spires of Order
• 1x Spawning Pool
• 1x Thaumatic Compass  ^Flip

Removal (4)

• 1x Blighted Fen
• 1x Blighted Gorge
• 1x Grasping Dunes
• 1x Ifnir Deadlands

Fixing (26)

• 1x Azorius Guildgate
• 1x Boros Guildgate
• 1x Cascading Cataracts
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dimir Guildgate
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Forest
• 1x Gateway Plaza
• 1x Golgari Guildgate
• 1x Grand Coliseum
• 1x Gruul Guildgate
• 1x Island
• 1x Izzet Guildgate
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Maze's End
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 1x Plains
• 1x Rakdos Guildgate
• 1x Rupture Spire
• 1x Selesnya Guildgate
• 1x Simic Guildgate
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Transguild Promenade

Ramp (5)

• 1x Arixmethes, Slumbering Isle
• 1x Blighted Woodland
• 1x Krosan Verge
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Zoetic Cavern

LandDestruction (4)

• 1x Dust Bowl
• 1x Field of Ruin
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Tectonic Edge

Commander (1)

Offense (25)

• 1x Creeping Tar Pit
• 1x Dread Statuary
• 1x Golden Guardian  ^Flip
• 1x Hellion Crucible
• 1x Hissing Quagmire
• 1x Hostile Desert
• 1x Kessig Wolf Run
• 1x Lavaclaw Reaches
• 1x Lumbering Falls
• 1x Mishra's Factory
• 1x Mutavault
• 1x Needle Spires
• 1x Orzhova, the Church of Deals
• 1x Raging Ravine
• 1x Shambling Vent
• 1x Shivan Gorge
• 1x Skarrg, the Rage Pits
• 1x Slayers' Stronghold
• 1x Stensia Bloodhall
• 1x Stirring Wildwood
• 1x Treetop Village
• 1x Urza's Factory
• 1x Vitu-Ghazi, the City-Tree
• 1x Wandering Fumarole
• 1x Westvale Abbey  ^Flip

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Maybeboard

Other (2)

• 1x Blast Zone
• 1x Emergence Zone

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A casual Child of Alara deck that features 99 lands (or cards that flip into lands, Gold-Forge Garrison and the like). I plan to win through manlands like Raging Ravine and pinging from stuff like Shivan Gorge. Basically trying to simulate a normal deck through the use of only lands. It actually has way over 99 lands right now as I'm trying to cut cards. The acquireboard is stuff I cannot afford and likely will never buy but are good if someone wanted to put money into this horrible dumpster fire of an idea.

Needs to be updated with flip lands and so on.

Top Ranked	Achieved #14 position overall 5 years ago
Date added	5 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 44 - 0 Rares 29 - 0 Uncommons 19 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.33
Tokens	Assembly-Worker 2/2 C, Goat 0/1 W, Golem 4/4 C, Hellion 4/4 R, Human Cleric 1/1 BW, Kobolds of Kher Keep 0/1 R, Morph 2/2 C, Plant 0/1 G, Saproling 1/1 G, Spirit 1/1 C, The Monarch, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	New commander, memes, Cool Stuff, Stuff to build, Decks I Want to Build, Lands, Cool decks