I HATE my meta so much I couldn't BEAR it anymore!
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- 1x Flooded Strand
- 2x Forest
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Kessig Wolf Run
- 2x Plains
- 2x Sacred Foundry
- 2x Stomping Ground
- 2x Temple Garden
- 4x Windswept Heath
- 4x Wooded Foothills
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Building this deck for a tournament that the 1st prize is a BOX OF MODERN MASTER 2015!!!
I am building / hatebears at the moment but the deck will not be finished in time for the tournament, so I had to change my plans. I was joking with a friend about making a naya hatebears deck for the tournament because hatebears was not finished and I had most of my // zoo deck. Then I decided to around to see if anyone had made the deck. I came a crossed Patrick Chapin's article on scg. Here is the article if you are interested in reading it:
http://www.starcitygames.com/article/28052_Prison-Hate-Modern.html
Seeing that the decklist was before Khans, I added the Khans fetchlands and tweaked the deck to my liking. The beauty of adding in is that I have more removal spells like Lightning Bolt, Lightning Helix, and Rending Volley. Since that the tournament we are allowed to have 5 proxies.... You probably figured out the 4/5 of them already just looking that the deck... The other one is Noble Hierarch since she was out of my price range. Feel to leave a comment =)
If you want to help feed my cardboard addiction, here is my pucatrade invite. It is an amazing trading website and I could not of made this deck without it!
https://pucatrade.com/invite/gift/19342
Creatures:
Birds of Paradise- Simple mana ramp
Gaddock Teeg- The ultimate hatebear against control players. "Oh... you wanted to Cryptic Command, Sphinx's Revelation or Supreme Verdict? My bad... but... that is what you get ASSHOLE!"
Kitchen Finks- Lifegain and hard to get rid of
Loxodon Smiter- "Thoughtseize me I dare you" type of card and good against control
Noble Hierarch- More mana ramp but with exalted trigger
Qasali Pridemage- Oh my favorite creature of all times... Cat Jesus... Artifact/enchantment remove with a body and exalted trigger
Scavenging Ooze- Lifegain and getting bigger with creatures in the graveyard... Almost forgot that it eats up Snapcaster Mage's spells
Tarmogoyf- *skips
Thalia, Guardian of Thraben- The second best hatebear behind Gaddock Teeg. Gives spell heavy decks a lot problem.
Voice of Resurgence- Gives control decks headaches and hard to kill
Wild Nacatl- for a 3/3 beater
Wilt-Leaf Liege- Pumps most of the creatures in the deck to 4/4 and "Thoughtseize me I dare you" type of card
Removal:
Lightning Bolt- The best removal in modern and according to mtggoldfish, it is the most played card in modern.
Path to Exile- The second best removal in modern and according to mtggoldfish, it is the fourth most played card in modern.
Sideboard:
Choke- The GIF explains want this card does to blue players
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Dismember- More removal...
Kor Firewalker- Burn players reaction to this card...
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Mirran Crusader- Really good against junk decks (and yes it is junk not this Abzan bullsh*t)
Rending Volley- Stops Splinter Twin in its tracks and can kill control's Celestial Colonnade
Thrun, the Last Troll- Very good against control and VERY hard to kill
Worship- Remember all those hard to kill creatures?
Might add in:
Burning-Tree Shaman- "Are you sure you want to combo off with Splinter Twin?"
Domri Rade- With half the deck being creatures Domri will be refilling our hands.
Dromoka's Command- Removal, pump, and protect spell against Anger of the Gods
Hushwing Gryff- Says "No." to Snapcaster Mage, Pestermite and Siege Rhino.
Meta Match ups:
U/R Twin:
+2 Choke, +4 Rending Volley, +1 Thrun, the Last Troll
-4 Lightning Bolt, -3 Wilt-Leaf Liege
U/W/X Control:+2 Choke, +4 Rending Volley, +1 Thrun, the Last Troll
Merefolk:
+2 Choke, +4 Rending Volley, +1 Thrun, the Last TrollStorm:
Little Kid Junk:
+2 Mirran Crusader
Burn:
B/W Murder:
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| Date added | 9 years |
| Last updated | 3 years |
| Legality | This deck is Modern legal. |
| Rarity (main - side) | 5 - 1 Mythic Rares 33 - 3 Rares 11 - 10 Uncommons 7 - 0 Commons |
| Cards | 60 |
| Avg. CMC | 1.95 |
| Tokens | Elemental */* GW, Emblem Domri Rade |
| Folders | Modern, Testy testy |
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