I HATE STANDARD AND THIS IS WHY

Standard Aggro Budget Burn Competitive Mono-Red Red Deck Wins

timeforgulag

Creature (22)

• 2x Anax, Hardened in the Forge
• 4x Burning Prophet
• 2x Chandra's Spitfire
• 4x Gingerbrute
• 2x Grim Initiate
• 4x Rimrock Knight
• 4x Scorch Spitter

Enchantment (1)

• 1x The Akroan War

Instant (13)

• 1x Burn Bright
• 1x Fling
• 3x Heartfire
• 4x Infuriate
• 4x Shock

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Tibalt, Rakish Instigator

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Act of Treason
• 1x Claim the Firstborn
• 3x Skewer the Critics

Land (18)

• 1x Castle Embereth
• 17x Mountain

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Maybeboard

Creature (17)

• 1x Fire Urchin
• 4x Goblin Banneret
• 1x Phoenix of Ash
• 1x Robber of the Rich
• 4x Robber of the Rich
• 1x Seven Dwarves
• 4x Tin Street Dodger
• 1x Torbran, Thane of Red Fell

Artifact (5)

• 1x Embercleave
• 4x Sorcerous Spyglass

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Lava Coil

Instant (4)

• 4x Scorching Dragonfire

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I HATE STANDARD, AND THIS IS WHY:

"Standard" is a ridiculous format, designed to make you spend money on the still in print booster packs. WOTC calling it "standard," is a psychological ploy to trick you into viewing this format as the "norm."

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Now for my stupid deck:

This is going to be a basic Red Deck Wins/Cheese deck, since it can be done with somewhat of a budget, and is still quite competitive as an archetype.

I plan to focus on fast creatures with fast direct damage. Back in the day, we called this "cheese." I am aiming to make, what is basically, a "standard" version of my archetype "cheese" deck Mr Pauperdopoulos's goblin pee wee football league that I have had great success with over the last 25+ years.

I would like to use this deck at the local standard tournament, since the entrance fee is only $3 and is much more affordable than a booster draft.

All that said, I need to hone this down to be able to win on turn 3, and definitely win by turn 4 consistently.

Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance~

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Rares 6 - 0 Uncommons 35 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.83
Tokens	Devil 1/1 R, On an Adventure, Satyr 1/1 R, Zombie Army 0/0 B
Folders	Favourites, Interesting Ideas