I Love One-Liners and Combos

Commander / EDH* BGW (Abzan, Junk) Combo Infinite Combo

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Land (36)

• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Bayou SL
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Boseiju, Who Shelters All
• 1x Brushland
• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Command Tower
• 4x Forest
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Llanowar Wastes
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Murmuring Bosk
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 4x Plains
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Scrubland SL
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 3x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Field
• 1x Tainted Wood
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Woodland Cemetery

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Living Plane
• 1x Mirari's Wake
• 1x Pernicious Deed
• 1x Stony Silence
• 1x Sylvan Library

Creature (23)

• 1x Acidic Slime
• 1x Archangel of Thune
• 1x Archon of Justice
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Deathrite Shaman
• 1x Dragonlord Dromoka
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Erebos, God of the Dead
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Mikaeus, the Unhallowed
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Scavenging Ooze
• 1x Sheoldred, Whispering One
• 1x Sidisi, Undead Vizier
• 1x Sigarda, Host of Herons
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Spike Feeder
• 1x Sylvan Caryatid
• 1x Triskelion
• 1x Weathered Wayfarer
• 1x Wood Elves

Sorcery (16)

• 1x Akroma's Vengeance
• 1x Black Sun's Zenith
• 1x Bontu's Last Reckoning
• 1x Council's Judgment
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Revelation
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Maelstrom Pulse
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Regrowth
• 1x Skyshroud Claim
• 1x Tooth and Nail
• 1x Traverse the Ulvenwald
• 1x Vindicate
• 1x Wrath of God

Commander (1)

Instant (16)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Crib Swap
• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Insidious Dreams
• 1x Krosan Grip
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Nature's Claim
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Putrefy
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Sudden Spoiling
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Worldly Tutor

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Kaya, Ghost Assassin
• 1x Liliana Vess
• 1x Sorin Markov

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Sideboard

Instant (3)

• 1x Beacon of Immortality
• 1x False Cure
• 1x Hero's Downfall

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Leyline of the Void
• 1x Phyrexian Arena

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Beacon of Unrest
• 1x Praetor's Grasp

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We are all a part of the ultimate statistic... ten out of ten die.

Ok well the goal here is to actually not be a part of that ten who die and be the one that actually wins the big EDH match.

So how is this accomplished? By pointing fingers at other players and making them the target until we get our combo pieces assembled!

"But, won't they just hate you out the next game?"Well, yes. Damn. I guess we'll just throw in a ton of removal so that they don't hurt us too badly.

"So, they'll just hate you as a person...?"I suppose so but as long as we win then does it really matter?

"I guess not if you don't want to be invited back to the play group ever again."Hey now, there are a lot of worse things people play than we do. Unless I play Living Plane without having the chance to play Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite ever then, yeah, they won't invite us back.

"That's a stupid card to have."You're a stupid card.

"Isn't this just like your other combo deck you have and in the exact same colors?"No... Ok yeah it sort of is. But this version is the new and improved, faster, more streamlined, more efficient...

"You're just spouting buzzwords."SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH! Now as I was saying, it's an upgraded version of the deck that I'm building towards and utilizes a lot of the old deck that I had assembled and had success with.

"So you're just recycling cards like a pleb?"Hey, they're good cards and, like, I'm just going to throat punch you so I can finish this description you dick.

So in this deck we have a few different combos. The obvious one that no one cares about is Archangel of Thune and Spike Feeder. I like having lots of life, Ok? The obvious one that people do care about is Mikaeus, the Unhallowed and Triskelion since that can actually win the game.

Then there are the combos that make people question why I play magic and "Do you even know how to make a deck bruh?" Well when I, Broseidon, God of the Brocean hit you with False Cure and Beacon of Immortality then I don't think that you're going to be questioning my magic abilities anymore since you're dead now will you? Ok let's face it, you'll still be questioning me.

There's also that one combo I mentioned earlier with Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite and Living Plane that makes people want to physically harm me. It may not be good for my health but it sure has been good for my win record!

Here are some comments I've received from my LGS about my combobility.

"10/10 would combo again."

"That's it. I'm turning my deck into a combo deck now too since EVERYBODY ELSE HAS!!!"

"GG mate."

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Now for the supporting cast of this freak show!

There's creatures that do stuff.

Lands.

Some board wipes.

A handful of tutors.

Lands.

Mana acceleration.

Lots of spot removal.

What's left of my dignity.

Lands.

Really, anything not devoted to the combos is to act as a diversion or make it seem like I'm not a threat. However if I cannot fire off a combo, then at least these diversions can do enough work to chalk one up in the win column.

Have I won each and every single game? No. I've been a victim to those mono blue decks that hit you with Blue Sun's Zenith for infinity because "the library isn't a permanent you dipshit, you can't counter it with Avoid Fate! Who the hell runs that card anyways???" (By the way, my next project is GREEN DOES EVERYTHING.dec)

Now it is time for shameless upvoting so that I have a score higher than a 0!

Date added	9 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	26 - 0 Mythic Rares 40 - 7 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 7 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.47
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Shapeshifter 1/1 C
Folders	Orzhov EDH