I touched grass, now I'm shipwrecked in Jund

Commander / EDH Control Jank Tempo Theme/Gimmick UBRG Unblockable

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Creature (38)

• 1x Cemetery Puca
• 1x Cold-Eyed Selkie
• 1x Crackleburr
• 1x Crag Puca
• 1x Deathcult Rogue
• 1x Dimir Strandcatcher
• 1x Dominus of Fealty
• 1x Ecstatic Electromancer
• 1x Ghastlord of Fugue
• 1x Gilder Bairn
• 1x Glen Elendra Liege
• 1x Inkfathom Infiltrator
• 1x Inkfathom Witch
• 1x Loch Dragon
• 1x Lonis, Genetics Expert
• 1x Manifestation Sage
• 1x Mind Drill Assailant
• 1x Mindwrack Liege
• 1x Murkfiend Liege
• 1x Nightveil Specter
• 1x Noggle Bandit
• 1x Noggle Ransacker
• 1x Nucklavee
• 1x Oona's Gatewarden
• 1x Oona, Queen of the Fae
• 1x Overbeing of Myth
• 1x Pond Prophet
• 1x Quandrix Pledgemage
• 1x Riverfall Mimic
• 1x Scuttling Sentinel
• 1x Shorecrasher Mimic
• 1x Shrewd Hatchling
• 1x Slippery Bogle
• 1x Sygg, River Cutthroat
• 1x Tempest Angler
• 1x Thunderous Snapper
• 1x Undercover Butler
• 1x Wistful Selkie

Land (38)

• 1x Castle Vantress
• 1x Cephalid Coliseum
• 1x Desert of the Mindful
• 1x Faerie Conclave
• 1x Halimar Depths
• 1x Hall of Storm Giants
• 1x Hidden Cataract
• 1x Ipnu Rivulet
• 22x Island
• 1x Lonely Sandbar
• 1x Memorial to Genius
• 1x Remote Isle
• 1x Rivendell
• 1x Skyline Cascade
• 1x Sunken Palace
• 1x Svyelunite Temple
• 1x The Surgical Bay

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Biomantic Mastery
• 1x Call the Skybreaker
• 1x Covetous Urge
• 1x Elemental Summoning
• 1x Fractal Summoning
• 1x Scarscale Ritual
• 1x Spitting Image

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Ashiok, Dream Render
• 1x Kiora, Behemoth Beckoner
• 1x Saheeli, Sublime Artificer

Commander (1)

Instant (9)

• 1x Biomass Mutation
• 1x Bioshift
• 1x Fate Transfer
• 1x Flotsam / Jetsam
• 1x Inside Out
• 1x Memory Plunder
• 1x Snakeform
• 1x Square Up
• 1x Teach by Example

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Fable of Wolf and Owl
• 1x Favor of the Overbeing
• 1x Mirror Sheen
• 1x Shielding Plax

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Yeah, I know. All hybrid colors have to be in the commander's color identity. But if we're not playing for points and we're just here to have fun, I'm gonna politely and respectfully tell you to shut up and touch grass. You never know where you might end up.

This is another gimmick deck that's mostly messing around. All cards are blue hybrid, so the deck can run off Islands. It's got a chaotic vibe to it that doesn't really show up in traditional mono-blue, even though every card in here could technically be mono-blue. That might just be the general messiness and near-total lack of cohesion and focus, though, or the Shadowmoor origin of most of the cards.

It's {B}{R}{G}. It's mono-{U}. It's hilarious. It's tearjerking. It's crunchy. It's chewy. It's stuck in Jund.

Date added	2 months
Last updated	1 month
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	26 - 0 Rares 27 - 0 Uncommons 25 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.44
Tokens	Bird 1/1 U, Clue, Copy Clone, Elemental 4/4 UR, Elemental 5/5 UR, Faerie Rogue 1/1 UB, Fractal 0/0 GU, Human 2/2 G, Servo 1/1 C, Wolf 2/2 G