I... like... big... butts and I cannot die

Modern BGW (Abzan, Junk) Ramp

Dangerous00Dave

Creature (32)

• 3x Axebane Guardian
• 3x Birds of Paradise
• 4x Carven Caryatid
• 3x Doran, the Siege Tower
• 1x Dungrove Elder
• 3x Overgrown Battlement
• 1x Sapling of Colfenor
• 4x Sylvan Caryatid
• 2x Tree of Redemption
• 4x Treefolk Harbinger
• 4x Wall of Omens

Land (21)

• 2x Dryad Arbor
• 2x Forest
• 2x Gavony Township
• 4x Murmuring Bosk
• 3x Overgrown Tomb
• 2x Temple Garden
• 1x Vault of the Archangel
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 4x Windswept Heath

Enchantment (7)

• 4x Assault Formation
• 3x Worship

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Sideboard

Creature (3)

• 3x Spellskite

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Stony Silence

Instant (10)

• 2x Abrupt Decay
• 2x Dismember
• 2x Golgari Charm
• 4x Path to Exile

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(Sung to the tune of Sir Mixalots "I Like Big Butts)

I like big butts and I cannot die. Worship

You other brothers can't deny.

That when a Rhino walks in with an itty bitty waist

you take a bolt right to your face.

You get ramped, then gonna put out your stuff

and you''ll notice all my stuff is buffed.

Thanks to Doran, and assault formation

Im hooked on my junk creation.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 29 - 7 Rares 12 - 8 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.44
Folders	Interesting, maybes