Take a minute and ask yourself, Do you like attacking with 10 creatures on turn 5? Do you like having 10 creatures that are all indestrucatble? Do you like casting spells on every creature on the battlefield for only 1 mana? Do you love abusing the crap out of the Heroic mechanic? Do you like not spending a ton of money on a deck that will vomit damage all over your opponent more than a high school kid learning what alcohol poisoning is for the first time?
If you answered YES to any of these questions than do I have a deck for you! Launch the Fleet All Over Your Face is focused on pumping out creatures and pumping them up more than roids from shady dudes at the gym pumped up Ahnold. As an added bonus to your cardboard substitute for Creatine, this deck forces damage through your opponent and keeps all of your creatures alive at the same time.
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Launch the Fleet
--> Double your attackers instantly
Akroan Crusader
--> Early game pressure, Creature generation
Preeminent Captain
--> Spams creatures and gets around mana problems
Akroan Hoplite --> The more friends he has, the harder he hits
----------------GETTIN' TRICKY WITH IT------------------
Battlefield Thaumaturge --> Cast spells on LITERALLY EVERYTHING for 1 mana
Iroas, God of Victory --> Makes your attackers indestructible, forces damage to connect with you opponent, 7/4 indestructible facedick beater!
Glimpse the Sun God
--> Tap all your opponents's creatures and re-trigger all your attacking Heroic creatures
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Dragon Mantle --> Draw power and Card advantage
Lightning Strike --> Extra damage and small creature removal
Chained to the Rocks
--> Large creature removal
Spear of Heliod --> Pumps up your army, can kill problem creatures if need be
Phalanx Leader
--> Permanent steroid for all your creatures
Anax and Cymede --> Nice buff and provides trample. Good pressure at first strike speed
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Temple of Triumph --> Scry land
Temple of Enlightenment
--> Scry Land
Evolving Wilds --> Poor man's fetchland