the idea is simple. exile as much land from their deck as possible. with less land in the deck, there is less land to draw. with less land to draw your opponent is slower. if your opponent is slower, you have more time to exile the rest of their land. you still have to destroy the land on the field to truly finish the job though. This deck is far from perfect. heck it may not even be above garbage. but with a few more cards like Sadistic Sacrament this deck could theoretically work. also theres also a fun little feeling of playing your opponents land with Praetor's Grasp.also there isnt a win con. you just sort of wait until your opponent hates you enough to leave.
tips.
dont crack fetches if you don't have to. you can use them to up the gravestorm count on Bitter Ordeal.
Bitter Ordeal works great with fetches, but works twice as good with Ghost Quarters. dont be afraid to save your GQ until you can crack it and cast BO on the same turn.
Bitter Ordeal is also great with
Fulminator Mage
.
Psychogenic Probe
is great early game as it puts a small clock on the opponent.
Sadistic Sacrament is amazing kicked. don't ever believe that you will cast it kicked. don't bother saving it unless you are almost at the 10 mana needed.
Praetor's Grasp helps you hit land drops when you really want to hate your opponent.
Seek
is great against emrakul, the aons torn. mostly for the 15 life. but also becuase its funny that you just told emrakul to take a hike with a 2 mana card that no one plays.
combo decks that have their combo pieces removed are also fun to play.
if (when) you know youre going to lose. start exiling anything you think would be amusing to exile. exile their Path to Exile or any other removal spells they have. board wipes are great targets as your opponent can't help but notice how much you don't care for the match anymore, but they still have to play it out.
if you have any suggestions on how to make this deck better... well we belong in hell together.. and also comment them below so i can add them in.
