ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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TheGamer says... #1

Oops, i forgot.

So... How bout that Treasure Cruise?

January 13, 2015 10:22 p.m.

One_Myle says... #3

Puts hand up I suggested two of the three cards!

January 13, 2015 11:44 p.m.

vampirelazarus says... #4

I assure you, I am the only illuminati here.

We have no interest in silly card games.

January 13, 2015 11:49 p.m.

TheHroth says... #5

vampirelazarus.

vampirelazarus is a vampire.

Vampire has 7 letters.

Pyramid has 7 letters.

Pyramids have 3 sides.

Triangles have 3 sides.

The Illuminati symbol is a triangle.

vampirelazarus IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

January 14, 2015 1:08 a.m.

TheHroth says... #6

tooTimid.

tooTimid has 8 letters.

tooTimid has a green username.

Green has 5 letters.

Square based pyramids have 5 faces.

Faces have noses.

tooTimid has 1 nose.

8 - 1 = 7.

7 - 5 = 2.

tooTimid has 2 eyes.

2 + 1 = 3.

A triangle has 3 sides.

The Illuminati symbol is a triangle.

tooTimid IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

January 14, 2015 1:19 a.m.

Now seriously wtf is going on here.

January 14, 2015 6:34 a.m.

vampirelazarus says... #8

I wasn't trying to hide it. It's pretty much confirmed on my profile page.

January 14, 2015 6:47 a.m.

TheHroth says... #9

chaoticmcunited.

chaoticmcunited is a human.

Humans have 2 legs.

Do you know what else has 2 legs?

Birds.

Birds have 2 legs.

Birds has 5 letters.

5 - 2 = 3.

A triangle has 3 sides.

The Illuminati symbol is a triangle.

chaoticmcunited IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

January 14, 2015 11:16 a.m.

TheHroth says... #10

taboretto.

taboretto has 9 letters.

Magic: The Gathering is 3 words.

9 / 3 = 3.

3

Do you know what 3 means?

Thats right.

Pizza.

Pizza's have 3 sides.

Do you know what else has 3 sides?

Not hexagons.

Hexagons have 6 sides.

6 - 3 = 3.

A triangle has 3 sides.

The Illuminati symbol is a triangle.

taboretto IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

January 14, 2015 11:21 a.m.

TheHroth says... #11

quesobueno123.

quesobueno123 likes cheese.

Chesse has 6 letters.

1 x 2 x 3 = 6.

6 / 6 = 1.

quesobueno123 has 1 TappedOut account.

Do you know who else has 1 TappedOut account?

Thats right.

Nixin72.

Nixin72 has 1 TappedOut account.

1 + 1 + 1 = 3.

A triangle has 3 sides.

The Illuminati symbol is a triangle.

quesobueno123 IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

January 14, 2015 11:28 a.m.

TheHroth says... #12

BobTheTitan.

BobTheTitan has 3 words.

Red has 3 letters.

Apples are red.

Apple has 5 letters.

BobTheTitan has 11 letters.

11 - 5 = 6.

6 / 2 = 3.

BobTheTitan has 3 t's.

T's look like i's.

Illuminati has 3 i's.

Triangles have 3 sides.

The Illuminati symbol is a triangle.

BobTheTitan IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

January 14, 2015 2:47 p.m.

JonRules12 says... #13

Oh my god, this is unbelievably funny.

January 14, 2015 10:08 p.m.

TheHroth says... #14

CubedMeat.

CubedMeat has an orange username.

Orange.

Orange has 6 letters.

A cube has 4 sides.

6 - 4 = 2.

CubedMeat has 2 legs.

Tabled have 4 legs.

4 x 2 = 8.

Cubed has 5 letters.

8 - 5 = 3.

A triangle has 3 sides.

The Illuminati symbol is a triangle.

CubedMeat IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

January 14, 2015 10:09 p.m.

bloodshed343 says... #15

This is hilarious.

January 14, 2015 10:11 p.m.

TheHroth says... #16

JonRules12.

JonRules12 has 8 letters.

JonRules12 has 2 numbers.

8 - 2 = 6.

Insects have 6 legs.

Insects have 2 antennae.

6 / 2 = 3.

A triangle has 3 sides.

The Illuminati symbol is a triangle.

JonRules12 IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

January 14, 2015 10:13 p.m.

TheHroth says... #17

bloodshed343.

bloodshed343 has 9 letters.

3 x 3 = 9.

9 - 4 = 5.

Blood has 5 letters.

Do you know what rhymes with blood?

That's right.

Mud.

Mud rhymes with blood.

Mud has 3 letters.

5 - 3 = 2.

bloodshed343 has 2 eyes.

The Illuminati symbol is an eye.

bloodshed343 IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

January 14, 2015 10:20 p.m.

TheHroth says... #18

swiftgerik.

swiftgerik rhymes with Garruk.

Garruk is a planeswalker.

Jace is also a planeswalker.

Garruk has 6 letters.

Jace has 4 letters.

6 - 4 = 2.

swiftgerik has 2 legs.

Birds also have 2 legs.

Birds have 1 beak.

2 + 1 = 3.

A triangle has 3 sides.

The Illuminati symbol is a triangle.

swiftgerik IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

January 14, 2015 10:31 p.m.

TheHroth says... #19

Slayne.

Slayne has 6 letters.

Salmon has 6 letters.

Salmon is a fish.

Fish have 2 eyes.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.

Fsh has 3 letters.

A triangle has 3 sides.

The Illuminati symbol is a triangle.

Slayne IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

January 15, 2015 12:15 a.m.

TheHroth says... #20

SaucyLemons.

SaucyLemons is two words.

Saucy is 5 letters.

Lemons is 6 letters.

6 - 5 = 1.

SaucyLemons has 1 face.

A face has 2 eyes.

Eye.

Do you know what rhymes with eye?

Thats right.

Tie dye.

Tie dye rhymes with eye.

Tie dye is 6 letters.

6 / 2 = 3.

A triangle has 3 sides.

The Illuminati symbol is a triangle.

SaucyLemons IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

January 15, 2015 12:19 a.m.

TheHroth says... #21

Keegan8or.

Keegan8or has 8 letters.

Octopus has 8 tentacles.

Tentacle has 8 letters.

Do you know what rhymes with tentacle?

Thats right.

Chemical.

Chemical rhymes with Tentacle.

Helium is a chemical.

Helium.

He.

Helium has 6 letters.

8 - 6 = 2.

He has 2 letters.

2 + 2 = 4.

2 / 2 = 1.

4 - 1 = 3.

A triangle has 3 sides.

The Illuminati symbol is a triangle.

Keegan8or IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

January 15, 2015 12:26 a.m.

matheus141 says... #22

So much illuminativity

January 15, 2015 8:58 a.m.

TheHroth says... #23

matheus141.

matheus141 has 7 letters.

1 + 4 + 1 = 6.

7 - 6 = 1.

matheus141 has 2 1's.

2 + 1 = 3.

A triangle has 3 sides.

The Illuminati symbol is a triangle.

matheus141 IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

January 15, 2015 10:46 a.m.

fuze2113 says... #24

Ah, the illuminati...

January 15, 2015 12:02 p.m.

Scorprix says... #25

Scorprix's best friend is Mortem.

Scorprix has 7 letters.

Mortem has 6.

7-6=1

7+1=8.

Triangle has 8 letters.

The Illuminati is a triangle.

NOT ENOUGH PROOF!?!?

9+10=?

9=3x3

10=5x2

3x5=15

2x3=6

15+6=21

Last letter of '21' is a '1'

Number of lines above in this "PROOF" so far is 7.

21/7=3

Triangles have 3 sides

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!

January 15, 2015 4:30 p.m.

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