FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #3
TheHroth has 2 words in it.
TheHroth has 8 letters in it.
8 - 2 = 6.
TheHroth's deck has 3 cards.
6 - 3 = 3.
A triangle has 3 sides.
The Illuminati symbol is a triangle.
TheHroth is ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
January 15, 2015 8:58 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #4
So, you finally noticed! You'll all be gone in 72 hours. make the most of it.
January 15, 2015 11:55 p.m.
Jauchealle says... #5
Illuminati has 3 sidesSides has 4 lettersIf you add 3 letters to sides it gives you slidersYou eat sliders fastDo you know what else is fast?That's right, a cheetahCheetahs endorse CheetosCheetos are hotHot has 3 lettersIlluminati has 3 sidesIlluminati is illuminati confirmed
January 16, 2015 4:32 a.m.
ThisIsBullshit says... #6
Wait quick question why is TCruise in here. Also gg the comment formatting
January 16, 2015 2:25 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #7
Because you draw 3 cards.
A triangle has 3 sides.
The Illuminati symbol is a triangle.
January 16, 2015 3:48 p.m.
Treasure Cruise is here because TheGamer suggested it.
Also because the Illuminati like treasure.
January 16, 2015 4:10 p.m.
So if I just suggest a card, you'll put it in? >:D "Ach! Hans, Run!"
January 16, 2015 4:12 p.m.
ruben5000 has 5 letters.
ruben5000 has 4 letters.
5 - 4 = 1.
5 - 1 = 4.
ruben5000 is a human.
Humans have 4 limbs.
Do you know what else have 4 limbs?
That's right.
Elephants.
Elephants have 4 limbs.
Do you know what rhymes with elephant?
That's right.
Arrested Development.
Arrested Development is a TV show.
TV has 2 letters.
4 / 2 = 2.
2 / 2 = 1.
2 + 1 = 3.
A triangle has 3 sides.
The Illuminati symbol is a triangle.
ruben5000 IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
January 16, 2015 4:26 p.m.
ThisIsBullshit likes the comment formatting.
Do you know who else likes the comment formatting?
That's right.
TheHroth likes the comment formatting.
Me.
Myself.
I.
Eye.
The Illuminati symbol is an eye.
ThisIsBullshit IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
January 16, 2015 4:28 p.m.
Derp has 4 letters.
Blue also has 4 letters.
The sky is blue.
There are clouds in the sky.
Clouds float.
Do you know what else floats?
That's right.
Lily pads.
Lily pads float.
Frogs sit on lily pads.
Lily pad has 7 letters.
Frog has 4 letters.
7 - 4 = 3.
Triangles have 3 sides.
The Illuminati symbol is a triangle.
DERPLINGSUPREME IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
January 16, 2015 7:52 p.m.
So, Your reasoning for the Illuminati is that evryone who comments is a member of the Illuminati? Well, sir, I'll have you know that I am a proud Master Mason, and I will have none of this "Illuminati" you speak of.
January 16, 2015 8:03 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #17
you said illuminati 3 times. Triangles have 3 sides. The triangle is the symbol of the illuminati. YOU! ARE! ILLUMINATI!!!
January 16, 2015 8:06 p.m.
JPODS0717 has 5 letters.
7 - 1 + 7 - 5 = 8.
Master Mason is 2 words.
8 / 2 = 4.
Squares have 4 sides.
Square / 2 = triangle.
The Illuminati symbol is a triangle.
JPODS0717 IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
January 16, 2015 8:14 p.m.
Ancestral Recall instead of Treasure Cruise.
Ancestral Recall guy is standing in front of a pyramid.
Pyramid has 7 letters.
It draws three cards.
7 - 3 is 4.
It also has 4 borders.
Bali has borders.
Bali is famous for drugs.
Drugs get you high.
Snoop Dogg gets high.
Aeroplanes go high.
Aeroplanes? 9/11.
On the 29th seat of that flight was where Fapplet's MLG Ninja assassin sat.
He was Swagnemite.
Swagnemite has eyes.
Hitler has eyes. Hitler?
Third Reich.
Third?
Thats what you have to come to get an FNM promo.
FNM?
Magic.
Ancestral Recall is a card in Magic.
It's a rare.
Rare has 4 letters.
There is one rare in every pack.
4 - 1 = 3.
ANCESTRAL RECALL IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!
January 16, 2015 9:01 p.m.
I will not tolerate such insolence! You have stained the name of the Master Masons with this... this monstrosity of a secret society. SHAME YOU XD
January 16, 2015 9:02 p.m.
Subject134127 says... #24
omg it is teh rel iluminartys!
pls let me in or i rek ur mum lol XDDDDDDDDDD (jk)
January 17, 2015 9:26 p.m.
Subject134127 has 7 letters.
1 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 - 7 = 4.
7 - 4 = 3.
Subject134127's username is part red.
Red has 3 letters.
3 / 3 = 1.
Subject134127 is a human.
Humans have 1 face.
Faces have 2 eyes.
2 + 1 = 3.
Triangles have 3 sides.
The Illuminati symbol is a triangle.
Subject134127 IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
Scorprix says... #1
SHIT. Scorprix has 8 letters
January 15, 2015 4:31 p.m.