Nobody is Illuminati.

Don't be ridiculous people.

They aren't real.

strom crow = NOT REAL storm crow

This.Is.Impressive.

Wizards of the Coasts has the abbreviation WOTC

WOTC has 4 letters

A Square has 4 Sides

Half of a square is a triangle

A Triangle has 3 Sides

4-3= 1

Eye has 3 Letters

3-1=2

2+4=6

6/2=3

There are 3 cards in this deck

Pyramids have are 3 dimensional triangles

Triangles have 3 sides

3+3=6

WOTC printed two clearly Illuminati cards

6-2=4

Four letters in WOTC

Wizards Of The Coast = Illuminati

Awesome deck!

Friends.

Friends has 7 letters.

Friends has 1 eye in it.

7-1=6.

The Illuminati have three i's in their name.

6-3=3.

A triangle has three sides.

Friends = Illuminati.

Do not trust your friends.

58 upvotes. I literally can't even. Like, what?

Wow, ok...

Back to descriptions.

Upvote has 6 letters

There are 60 upvotes

6*10=60

There are 130 Comments ish

130/10 is 13

13 is a prime number

prime has 5 letters

10/5= 2

6/2=3

Three sides to a triangle

Triangle=illuminati

Illuminati=Comments=Upvotes

@ceji3

OMG.

Why not Ancestral Recall instead of Treasure Cruise?

Ancestral Recall has a ripoff pyramid in the background, it needs in over cruise

What about making this into a real deck? Would be really fun to play with! Here is what I think for the creatures:

• 4x Evil Eye of Orms-by-Gore
• 4x Evil Eye of Urborg

Here for the rest:

• Ancestral Recall

• Aphetto Dredging

• Architects of Will

• Ashen Ghoul

• Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver aka Illuminati Grandmaster -> 3 cmc, 3 loyalty, exile the top 3

• Augury Owl

• Chronozoa -> A 3/3 illusion with 3 time counters that spreads everywhere!

• Delirium Skeins

• Incremental Blight

• Kuon, Ogre Ascendant

BRB for others!

Djinn Illuminatus because of the name?

I don't think it's a coincidence that this "Lion's EYE Diamond" is placed directly in the center of that inconspicuous triangle.

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!

for anyone who reads this, I have created a memorial you should attend. In loving memory of the prettiest flower in MTG

take a look at this. it is proof. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-yzL5zJVno

dont mind me here. totally not illuminati... so just dont mind me... im just here to observe... and control............ btw bread is good.... just a thought......